Thursday, May 03, 2007

We are huge tv stars!

Going to see conan was great fun! He did the String dance and Pierre bernard had giant calf muscles! And as you can see, we got on tv! You can tell that's me because of the faggy way I clap.

It wasn't all gumdrops and kittens, however. I had to stand outside in the sun for 3 hours and I got a sunburn on my schnozz. And also, San Francisco is filled with crazy people, and as Tasty can attest, crazy people are drawn to me like moth to flame.

When we were standing in the huge line, a guy came up and started asking me if we were in the citation line for a demonstration that took place earlier that day. I, of course, lied and said that we were. He was clearly high as a kite and then asked why we just didn't get out of the line. I said, something to the effect of, "we don't want to get into anymore trouble and so no one really has tried yet." Then he proceeded to take apart the metal divider that kept us in the line, thereby "freeing" us. He was our crazy liberator.

I don't generally mind that crazy people love me. It keeps life interesting, and I can usually run away. Unfortunately, though, it makes it impossible for me to ride the city bus.


Carl Spackler said...

how come you guys didn't sit next to each other?

my brother saw Conan and his wife at the Four Seasons Hotel they were staying at in the bahamas a few months ago.

Ɯbermilf said...

Dilf is a crazy magnet, too.

He's had an unprovoked salami sandwich thrown at him while he was driving and had a drunk ogre roar in his face after a football game.

amera hearts said...

i am having fun riding the bus.

hey i love san francisco! i use to live there and totally would again, but i'd have to sell myself on the streets to be able to afford living costs.

ps. typing with gloves on is hard!

Nick said...

Did you ask Conan why he can't find a vehicle for Andy Richter that lasts longer than a month?

miss kendra said...

i can't believe no one has addressed how this blog is a testament to your crazy magnetism???

slappy said...

The crazies love them some Jiggs.

I know I love me some Jiggs.



jamwall said...

ah, the line for getting a chevy citation. those were awesome cars.

Lee Ann said...

Wow, that must have been fun.
I wish I could go! (seriously)