Thursday, May 17, 2007

Today's Dumb Joke!

It has been a while since I graced this blog with the unique brand of hilarity that is my dumb joke. Let me apologize for this bit's absence. I know how important it is to some of you out there on the interweb.

Today's contribution is more of a retarded question than a joke proper, so I hope it will satisfy your very human desire to laugh:

Do you think Picasso's "Blue Boy" had blue balls? Or even that Picasso's whole blue period was brought on by a terrible case of blue balls?

I know art history jokes are a little too subtle for some of you folks who like good old-fashioned jokes about shit, but sometimes you just gotta be classy.

And in other news:
Q: So Jiggs, you told a dumb joke. What are you going to do next?
A: I'm going to Disneyland!

I am going out of towners so I give you permission to cry yourself to sleep while I'm away.


slappy said...

Hell. I'm out of town this weekend too. Who will hold down the fort?

Carl Spackler said...


Carl Spackler said...

i haven't had blue balls in awhile, thank God.

i think the next time i get them i'm going to punch the girl in the face after i relieve myself.

Ɯbermilf said...

Bad Carl! Bad! No cupcakes for you!

amera hearts said...

carl! how rude!

jiggs - here is a joke:

where did ceasar keep all his armies?

in his sleevies!

ah ha ha!

Kat said...

jiggs. if i had balls. they'd be blue from the want for funny that joke left me with. now i'm off to find relief.

jamwall said...

i weeped over the last time i spooned with the blue boy.

i painted myself blue in remembrance.