Thursday, May 17, 2007

Today's Dumb Joke!

It has been a while since I graced this blog with the unique brand of hilarity that is my dumb joke. Let me apologize for this bit's absence. I know how important it is to some of you out there on the interweb.

Today's contribution is more of a retarded question than a joke proper, so I hope it will satisfy your very human desire to laugh:


Do you think Picasso's "Blue Boy" had blue balls? Or even that Picasso's whole blue period was brought on by a terrible case of blue balls?



I know art history jokes are a little too subtle for some of you folks who like good old-fashioned jokes about shit, but sometimes you just gotta be classy.

And in other news:
Q: So Jiggs, you told a dumb joke. What are you going to do next?
A: I'm going to Disneyland!

I am going out of towners so I give you permission to cry yourself to sleep while I'm away.

7 comments:

slappy said...

Hell. I'm out of town this weekend too. Who will hold down the fort?

Carl Spackler said...

ME...ME...ME!

Carl Spackler said...

i haven't had blue balls in awhile, thank God.

i think the next time i get them i'm going to punch the girl in the face after i relieve myself.

Ɯbermilf said...

Bad Carl! Bad! No cupcakes for you!

amera hearts said...

carl! how rude!

jiggs - here is a joke:

where did ceasar keep all his armies?

in his sleevies!

ah ha ha!

Kat said...

jiggs. if i had balls. they'd be blue from the want for funny that joke left me with. now i'm off to find relief.

jamwall said...

i weeped over the last time i spooned with the blue boy.

i painted myself blue in remembrance.