Monday, May 14, 2007

My girlfriend's parents are in town

And I'm exhausted from being on good behavior. They came up on Saturday and will leave on Tuesday. The weekend was good, saw the sights, ate some food, but I haven't been able to swear for a while. So if you don't mind, I'm just going to vent a bit here so I can make it through tomorrow.

fuck
shitballs
titty tit tits
prancing retard
ass
honky mccracker the third

Ahh, that's much better. Now I can converse like a civilized human being.

9 comments:

Carl Spackler said...

you should bang your girlfriend and have her moan real loud so her parents can here.

Carl Spackler said...

sorry...that should be HEAR not HERE.

yes, i'm retarded.

miss kendra said...

honkey mccracker!

amera hearts said...

honkey what?

you forgot fucktard.

slappy = good boyfriend for not swearing!

Nick said...

who doesn't swear?

Carl Spackler said...

here is another one for the parents...

walk out of your bedroom wearing only boxers and have your wang hanging out!

now thats what i call a laugh riot!

slappy said...

Why do all of your plans involve me walking around with my wang hanging out?

jamwall said...

i went to highschool with a mr. honkey mccracker the third.

slappy said...

Did he play polo?