Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Have you ever run out of clean underwear?

This morning I looked for a pair of clean underwear, and couldn't find any: I don't like to free-ball because I don't want my immense manly parts to get caught on something in my priestly pants, and since I was already late to my local priest meeting, I didn't have enough time to wash a pair.

So I did what all of us have done in such a scenario: I dug through some of my older belongings to find that pair of my cousin's panties that I stole from the hamper when I was staying at my aunt's house during a spring break gone by. Sure, those little black panties have a small tear at the elastic waist, but at least they were clean. And as they say, cleanliness is next to Godliness.

After trying them on, I realized the flaw in my plan: Women's panties are different from men's underwear, because panties have a lot less junk-covering material in the front. Even with the panties on, my immense manly parts were still hanging out all over the place.

It was then that I was struck by heavenly inspiration: If I wore the panties backwards, the extra butt-covering material ends up covering my immense manly parts. Of course, you could end up with a truly demonic wedgie, but if Satan wants to possess my buttcrack, then so be it.


Carl Spackler said...

i can't believe you wore women's underwear.

i would have taken a used pair of my own and maybe turned them inside out.

slappy said...

Jiggs... you are a weird little man.

amera hearts said...

ah ha ha ha ha. i love you jiggs!

carls suggestions grosses me out. i would have just gone commando!

so how does it feel to have something shoved up your ass?

miss kendra said...

when you come visit, you are not allowed near my dresser.

(just kidding, take whatever you need)

Ɯbermilf said...

Doesn't everyone want to possess your buttcrack?

Also, don't take your cousin's panties.

Lee Ann said...

hahahaha....oh man, Jiggsy, i wish I could have seen a picture of that!

Oh, I have tried several times to visit you from work, but your blog is the only one that is blocked! hmmmm

So, now you have an idea of what it feels like to wear a thong! ;)

Tits McGee said...

Did you look like this?