Tuesday, April 03, 2007

More genius level observations

I bet Wendy had square nipples. And that her nipples were the inspiration for the square patties at Wendy's*. It just makes too much sense.

Also, I don't trust ducks. They hang out in the water. They hang out in the air. CHOOSE A SIDE YOU WAFFLING BASTARDS!

*I'm the first person to ever think of this.

13 comments:

slappy said...

Square nipples, huh? That's it. No more internet dating for you, young man.

Lee Ann said...

Oh, so that is where the idea of a square burger came from. Makes total sense now!
;)

Ɯbermilf said...

first, ducks are not evil. They are delicious.

second, why are White Castle hamburgers square? Whose nipples were square in that instance, huh? I think your nipple theory is bunk.

Monkey said...

This is what comes from posting things at 3:00AM EST.

The nipple theory is flawed... and I agree with Slappy, we're revoking your Consumating membership for 1 week.

And the duck thing... nature's most versatile animal and you diss it? What would an idyllic park be without ducks? What I ask you???

slappy said...

Clarification: I think Jiggs found some square-nippled mutant on the Inter-Net and is now, understandably, fixated on it.

Clarification #2: Jiggs was horribly savaged by a duck in junior high. Perhaps that might explain the hostility. Right in the ol' geyserhole, if you follow me.

Rebecca said...

what about crows....they sit waiting, watching...they pirch up just close enough for you to see them...yell out the evil caw and bomb your black cars...they also sit along the sides of road unafraid of the passing cars they will later bomb...they don't fly away..they sit waiting for the next bit of road kill you provide them.....now crows are evil....

amera hearts said...

wendi's is the only close place to eat within 3 blocks of my house. otherwise i have to drive miles.

good thought on the square nipples. interesting!

ps. i agree about the ducks. i choke ducks!

Carl Spackler said...

this blog is the lone bright spot in my sad, pathetic life.

ps- i have gas

Spinning Girl said...

Not sure about the nips, but her stepbrother had a square peg; hence the saying.

jamwall said...

wendy's got a square hoo-ha.

try fitting a circle into that.

Lilly said...

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Kat said...

Never trust sqaure meat. And never pass a line of cars that are stopped unless you're sure they're not stopped for ducks crossing. Cause then you end up with feathers in your rims. Damn ducks. What were they doing in the city anyhow?

miss kendra said...

i have missed so much.