Tuesday, April 10, 2007

I'm so American...

that I poop red, white and blue! And although those colors don't run, sometimes my poop does. My poopshoot is so patriotic, that if some gay prostitute decides to enter it, he better have a pro-American wang, or else it will burn! BURN WITH THE FIERY HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!!

I should probably get that checked out...


Also, do you think blind people are offended by the phrase, "robbed them blind."

10 comments:

jamwall said...

i've felt compelled, from great distances, to salute the patroitism of your poop.

i prefer the phrase "robbed them poopy"

slappy said...

I don't know about "robbed them blind," but a blind midget I play poker with hates the term "small blind."

Rebecca said...

what about the responds "I see"

The rest of your post.......I'm blank..

Ɯbermilf said...

Have you been eating Blue Moon ice cream again? That could explain the discolorization.

Also, as a scientist, I'm assuming you've tested the theory about the penises and your rectum?

Monkey said...

I've been blinded by this post. I have no words.

B.E. Earl said...

Can the blind truly tell if they have been robbed blind?

Maybe they feel as if they were robbed deaf and dumb. Maybe.

Carl Spackler said...

i love fucking midgets.

Lee Ann said...

Wow, you and your poop leaves me speechless.
I wonder if people without a tongue would be offended?

Nick said...

handicapped people are funny.

Kat said...

I don't know. But my canadian poop is offended by the blue in your american poop.