Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I just biked into work...

And boy is my gooch tired.

Heyo!

10 comments:

miss kendra said...

i'm just picturing you saying this aloud.

and again.










and again.

amera hearts said...

i hate to ask because i can just guess, but...

what is a gooche?

seriously.

i have no idea.

slappy said...

Kendra: I did say "heyo" over and over again. I guess you've hung out with the jiggsblog staff enough to understand how integral a good "heyo" is to our comedy.

Amera: Gooch would be a less common term for taint.

Lee Ann said...

I love how we can learn something everyday!
Hope your hiney gets happy soon!

Ɯbermilf said...

Did you rub it?

josh williams said...

I have a friend that had his urinal tract reworked from an old biking injury. The idea that mens bikes need the cross bar to crack us in the nuts is not that cool.
He had trouble pissing for years, he though he had prostate cancer, it turns out from a good old fashion racking on a bicycle some 20 years ago crimped his pee line so they had to operate between his taint and his hush puppies, very painfull but now he claims he can piss over his head! Thats my taint piss story.Kind Regards JW

jamwall said...

i frequently show my goochie to the ladies.

slappy said...

Lee Ann: Thank you for your kind thoughts. The booty is much better today.

Ubie: No. I was raised Catholic.

Josh: Being able to piss over your own head... the dream of millions. I looked into hooking up a compressed air line to my bladder, but it cost too much.

Jammer: And that's why you aren't allowed at Denny's anymore.

amera hearts said...

okay. i suck

what is taint?

i don't know these terms.

slappy said...

No worries, Amera. Gooch/taint refers to the zone between a man's testicles and anus. Bicycle seats tend to do evil things to the region.