Monday, April 02, 2007

I bought 30 peeps

Marshmallow and colored sugar in the form of a chick... What could go wrong?

Like communism, peeps are one of those things that seem good in theory, but the reality is always a let down. I mean, you excitedly open the package and take a big bite, only to end up in a Siberian gulag, trading sexual favors for coffee and tobacco.

Seriously though, I bought 30 peeps. And now I'm trying to figure out what to do with them. Someone suggested that Tasty and I have a contest to see how many each of us could fit in our mouths. But that might be a bit too vomitory.

What do you think we should do with all the peeps?

14 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

If you have access to a vacuum chamber, the results are quite extraordinary!

Monkey said...

only to end up in a Siberian gulag, trading sexual favors for coffee and tobacco.

Genius.

I say you both dress up in giant fluffy bunny costumes and distribute them throughout the neighborhood. Film this. Post it on YouTube.

Thank you.

Booty J Patrol said...

Peep jousting, of course!

http://www.phancy.com/peeps/joust/index.html

TastyMcJ said...

There are only 28 left now.

We will have to decide soon, before I eat them all.

Ɯbermilf said...

roll around in them naked.

Rebecca said...

make a movie...like claymation...why not

Kat said...

you could play find the peeps...

Rich said...

I think you need to construct a fully working carnival-esque shooting gallery. Create some sort of air powered projectile weapon. Have a contest of who can knock down the most peeps and or their opponent.

I have to say as an Aussie who has never before seen peeps, those are the most friggin disgusting looking things ever. Yum!

jamwall said...

glue 300 peeps to your nude torso and leap through a flaming hula hoop onto a giant gram cracker covered with a large slab of chocolate.

slappy said...

Jammer: He's not doing that again...

Lee Ann said...
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Lee Ann said...

Eat 'em!
Peeps are pretty good. Put them between a graham cracker and a chocolate bar and have a peep smores!

amera hearts said...

how many peeps shoved up the ass does it take to make jiggs smile?

just wondering.

ps. i bit the heads off the peeps the throw them away.

B.E. Earl said...

Save them until next Halloween and then glue them to a t-shirt and bam....lamest Halloween costume ever!

The chick magnet.