Thursday, April 05, 2007

Campaign 2008: Debates


Mitt Romney, you are a Mormon. That's cool and all, but when you ran for governor of Massachusetts you abandoned your conservative upbringing to favor gay rights, gun control, the right to choose, and other liberal touchstone issues. Now you run for the GOP nomination, and you have abandoned those policies for the conservative party line on family values. If you were offered the Green Party nomination I'm sure you'd start walking around in hemp clothing playing hackey sack. You are running not so much as a Mormon, but as a douchebag. We've had too long a run of douchebag presidents. That's what I have to offer this country: I am not a douchebag.

I respectfully await your rebuttal in the comments section.

14 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

I think if you rip off his face, there's nothing but circuits and wires under there.

He's an MIT student's joke that's gone too far.

Carl Spackler said...
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twolf1920 said...

Jiggs,

THIS is the reason why FASCISTS have been historically elected. They actually do what they say they will do:

"Do what I say, or I will kill you"

At least they never flip-flop!

twolf1920 said...

No I do NOT support FASCISM, but look at Russian History, and you will see an interesting trend...The worship of the "Strong Leader".

slappy said...

I reject fascism. I plan on being a philosopher-king.

amera hearts said...

i'm moving to utah

twolf1920 said...

Listen Slappy, if you run I will vote for you Dammit!

(Beats the hell out of any politician if you ask me)

Rebecca said...

Just like in Man of the year....A comic to run the country....why not...Vote Jiggs...

slappy said...

Whoa... don't vote for Jiggs - he's a laudanum addict. Vote for me. Although Jiggs may find his way into the cabinet. Laudanum addicts have historically done very well in the Department of the Treasury.

amera hearts said...

i just found out that i'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow morning.

i'm scared.

someone hold me!

slappy said...

General or local anaesthetic? No worries, they'll mess you up pretty bad on the painkillers. Get some videos with real easy-to-follow plotlines.

Lee Ann said...

he has a politician's smile, doesn't he!

amera hearts said...

i'm getting knock up....i mean knocked out. there's now ay i'd put up with being able to hear them crack my teeth.

knock me out so i can have good dreams!

jamwall said...

what scares me is that people would find mitt a handsome older man with nice hair.

this is usually the main criteria for putting someone in office. look at bush, he virtually recited a phone book during the entire 2000 and 2004 elections and we're stuck with that moron for another 2 years.