Monday, April 09, 2007

All I need to know, I learned from Bruce Willis!

Tasty and I saw Grindhouse on Friday, which is awesome, and it has Bruce Willis in it. Bruce Willis is also in a weird suspense movie with Halle Berry, and he's also doing a new Die Hard flick. So I thought this would be a good time to trot out a classic jiggscasey.com piece: All I need to know, I learned from Bruce Willis.

12 comments:

Nick said...

Bruce Willis is truly a modern day everyman.

Lilly said...

Bruce Willis is the f**king daddy! :-D

Monkey said...

I will have to remember the "cowboy slang" rule for my future dealings with Calzone.

Thank you Bruce Willis!

miss kendra said...

i love bruce.

he always knows just what to do, and can even be awesome in a bunny suit.

Ɯbermilf said...

You do realize Bruce doesn't think up those things himself, don't you? People write scripts for him and stuff.

Also, none of it is real.

Does this alter your life view?

slappy said...

Why would you lie about something like that? Why such vicious vicious lies?

It's all real!

jamwall said...

bruce willis taught me the proper way to hold a gun. by aiming while turning your head slightly sideways with an extremely stupid expression on your face.

slappy said...

His dog taught him that.

Nick said...

My dog taught his dog that.

B.E. Earl said...

Bruce taught me that when a traumatic event happens to you on your job as a police officer, you move on to a lesser job until something equally traumatic happens. Then you become a hero.

He taught me that in about 10 of his films.

Sysm said...

I'm going to "Die Hard".

Fucking priapism.

amera hearts said...

this has to be the most awesome-est post i've read all week!