Monday, March 19, 2007

Why don't monkeys eat at Taco Bell? and other witticisms...

Monkeys don't eat at Taco Bell because it's too hard to fling diarrhea!

As I was loitering around on St. Patrick's Day I saw a lot of vomit on the sidewalk. And while I did enjoy a tall guiness with booty, none of that vomit was mine.

One pile of vomit, however, caught my attention. Clearly, whoever was responsible for said vomit had recently enjoyed corned beef and cabbage.

At that moment, we had the bright idea that we could take a picture of said vomit, add a cute little saying like, "they're always after me lucky charms," and turn it into a St. Patrick's Day card. Because what's more Irish than partially-digested corned beef and green beer*?

*I recently found out that they don't drink green beer in Ireland. And corned beef was stolen from the Jews by those early Irish Americans, so it's not associated with St. Patrick's Day back in the motherland. I'm just happy those early Irish American's didn't steal the gefilte fish because that shit is nasty! L'chaim!

10 comments:

twolf1920 said...

LOL! And did you know that PIZZA is NOT Italian???

I KNOW this. The Italian version of Pizza is NOTHING like our Italian American Pizza. I lived in Italy for a few years...None to be had!

slappy said...

And the Japanese version of pizza has stuff like curry powder and corn on it.

In New England, a milkshake is a thin, flavored milk that sucks. What the rest of the world calls a shake, they call a frappe. And don't get me started on candlepin bowling.

Kat said...

So what you're saying is the monkies have IBS? And what if they drank to much guiness?

ps. I have solidified my idea for smashing. It requires some packaging so I'll let ya know when it hits the box.

Brookelina said...

I'm never coming here when I'm eating again.

Excuse me.

Rebecca said...

cheeseburger has always been a cow.....unless your at McD's..then its rat...yummy...That was yet again my lame attempt for a joke....

Spinning Girl said...

ew.

jamwall said...

don't stare at vomit while drinking a guinness???

BRILLIANT!

Lee Ann said...

oh my....piles of vomit....where exactly were you walking?
Poor Jiggsy, just glad they weren't your piles!

Ɯbermilf said...

I'm lonely.

Monkey said...

Indeed, I do not frequent Taco Bell.