Tuesday, March 27, 2007

We loves the sexy ladies!

There have been some complaints that we're not doing enough to attract the ladies on jiggscasey.com. Well starting with this post, we're going to change that. All you beautiful ladies just sit back and enjoy our magic:

Hi there ladies. How was your day? I hope work wasn't too draining. Did you get your hair done? It really looks great. I got you roses. I just want you to know how much I love and respect you. Lay down and let me rub your feet. Every single one of your bunions is more beautiful than the next. I have our dinner in the oven. I made your favorite: lean hot pockets. And for desert, I got you a whole bag of doritos and cream cheese. If you're feeling up to it, I'll put on some soft, sexy music, lie down in bed with you and watch you fall asleep in my arms.


At Jiggscasey.com, we loves all the sexy ladies.

12 comments:

slappy said...

I don't think I'm the only one who has fallen for that Jiggs speech.

jamwall said...

hot pockets with cheesy doritos???

hey! that's my move!!

jamwall said...

word verification:

UWEEF <----- you can put your weef in there!

Monkey said...

Bunions and Hot Pockets! Yes! I am so here.

With lots of love,
Monkey's Female Human

Carl Spackler said...

you left out the part about ass fucking?

miss kendra said...

this was disturbing on many levels.

slappy said...

As is Jiggs Casey.

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

hahaha, gag. i guess i'm not sexy.
but i'll take that ass fucking that you left out.

Tits McGee said...

I have no bunions, but I do like ass fucking.

twolf1920 said...

Nice try you lying sack Jiggs! What that meant in Man-speak is "Come over here and suck my....., And then I will fall asleep and snore!"

Kat said...

I don't believe leprechauns.

Lee Ann said...

I like the part of falling asleep in your arms!