Hi there ladies. How was your day? I hope work wasn't too draining. Did you get your hair done? It really looks great. I got you roses. I just want you to know how much I love and respect you. Lay down and let me rub your feet. Every single one of your bunions is more beautiful than the next. I have our dinner in the oven. I made your favorite: lean hot pockets. And for desert, I got you a whole bag of doritos and cream cheese. If you're feeling up to it, I'll put on some soft, sexy music, lie down in bed with you and watch you fall asleep in my arms.
At Jiggscasey.com, we loves all the sexy ladies.



12 comments:
I don't think I'm the only one who has fallen for that Jiggs speech.
hot pockets with cheesy doritos???
hey! that's my move!!
word verification:
UWEEF <----- you can put your weef in there!
Bunions and Hot Pockets! Yes! I am so here.
With lots of love,
Monkey's Female Human
you left out the part about ass fucking?
this was disturbing on many levels.
As is Jiggs Casey.
hahaha, gag. i guess i'm not sexy.
but i'll take that ass fucking that you left out.
I have no bunions, but I do like ass fucking.
Nice try you lying sack Jiggs! What that meant in Man-speak is "Come over here and suck my....., And then I will fall asleep and snore!"
I don't believe leprechauns.
I like the part of falling asleep in your arms!
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