Sunday, March 11, 2007


We finally got our shit together and filmed the SpamSlam. This comes from an email I got... probably a stock tip, although it might have been for penis enlargement. All of us interpreted it according to our own personal idiom, I cut back and forth between our readings, and this is the result.

You can also find the link here.


Booty J Patrol said...

Clearly I am the worst actor of all of us. I will try to stick to directing from now on.

jiggs said...

I think this is quite funny which is good because it would have sucked if our first video group project wasn't funny.

also booty, your very dry idiosyncratic reading was an amusing counterpoint to our wild emoting. also, you're wearing a ski mask!!!

Booty J Patrol said...

Well, I knew you all would take it over the top, so I had to do something different... :)

TastyMcJ said...

Booty, were you on an exercise bike or a pogo-stick?

you seem to be bouncy.

Booty J Patrol said...

Yeah, I noticed the bouncyness too. I didn't notice it on the original film though, so I think it is an artifact of the transfer.

I was actually sitting on my bed, naked.

miss kendra said...

i noticed the bounciness right away, but i thought it was your natural state.

and what do you mean you're wearing a ski mask? that's not your FACE?????

i can't handle this sort of honesty!

i wish i could mush all of you boys into one giant amalgam of jiggsblogginess and then i would kiss him.

Spinning Girl said...

That was so fantastic. I am going to quite my job and write spam full time.

also, I just realized, when I heard his voice, that I totally know Booty. I don't know if he would remember me though.

Picture his voice saying "hee haw, hee haw" and me yelling "giddyap". Add the smell of spilt beer and peanut shells and day-old BO. Yep, Mardi Gras New Orleans 1999. Remember?

jamwall said...

beginning of allen ginsberg's poem "howl" first draft:

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, geyserhole...

dragging themselves through the house of real squirters teens.

angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of girls naked college co-eds don't!

who money laundering patch contact and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness up the cold-water flats floating across the icon installed window.

the similarity is chilling!

slappy said...

Booty: Naked, wearing a sweatshirt and a ski mask? Seven years after Cal and nothing has changed in your life.

Kendra: You can kiss us when we combine to form the JiggsBlogVoltron.

Spinner: That actually only narrows you down to one of four women. Booty was in the zone that day.

Jammer: Holy crap - Feynman ripped off Ginsberg!

Booty J Patrol said...

Spinner: I have no recollection of ever being in New Orleans. That doesn't mean I haven't been, I just have no recollection of going.

Slappy: I wasn't wearing a sweatshirt -- it was a ratty old Cal shirt. The same one I used to wear seven years ago, as a matter of fact.

amera hearts said...

my opinion is this:

(and i'm apologizing in advance because i love tasy, but....)

like the video. tasty is a suit? i liked how booty wore the ski mask!