Thursday, March 15, 2007

Amazingly successful ideas

There is an argument in the scientific community about asparagus; in particular why only some people smell the special asparagus pee stink after consuming asparagus. Some scientists believe those people do not have the gene that enables the breaking down of the asparagus into its smellier components. Other scientists assume that everyone generates the smell, but that those missing the stink are just incapable of smelling it.

I belong to a third group: the group of people that yearns to smell asparagus pee stink. The asparagus pee stink makes me feel human and truly alive!

Smelling it brings a little ray of asparagus pee stink sunshine in an otherwise normal pee stink day. When I breathe in its odor, I think back to when I ate the asparagus, and how pleasant that experience was.

Of course, I'm getting older now and sometimes I can't even remember when I had the asparagus last. Honestly, the first time I detected the asparagus pee stink and couldn't remember when I had last ingested asparagus... well it was a little disturbing. That asparagus pee stink reminded me that I couldn't live forever, and that life is precious and cannot be taken for granted.

What is your asparagus pee stink? Cherish it, and never let it go!

Note: if, like me, you choose to search for an image of a man urinating, please keep your safesearch on. If you don't, you may not like what you find.


jamwall said...

all of this is true. i pee on people all the time, only half of them can smell the asparagus.

Carl Spackler said...

i don't like asparagus. it gives me explosive diarehea.

also, alot of girls say they can taste what you eat when they swallow your semen...especially asparagus.

Ɯbermilf said...

asparagus is good for you. It contains many nutrients.

I like it lightly steamed, with melted butter and salt and pepper.

It's asparagus season, too, you know.

I like asparagus.

Now that we've cleared all of that up, my pee turns green after I eat Blue Moon ice cream.

twolf1920 said...


I have Coffee Pee Stink all the time!

Carl Spackler said...

when i urinate it burns...but i think that has to do with the gonorreha.

Kendra said...

i love asparagus, and i am intrigued by the pee stink, though i only notice it if i eat alot and then hold in my pee for a while.

i drink a lot of water, which makes it hard.

miss kendra said...

stupid google

Lee Ann said...

Oh my gosh, I was just having this conversation with someone!!!!! haha

twolf1920 said...

LeeAnn...What did it smell like?


Spinning Girl said...

This post is fan -- effing -- TASTIC. Only you, in your inimitable way, can leap from urine smell to the bauty of life. I salute you!