Tuesday, February 13, 2007

What do nudists call their genitals?

they call them "publics" as in "That nudist just got kicked in the publics."

Get it? Instead of "privates" because they're always naked they call them "publics"?

12 comments:

slappy said...

So I take it you're still planning on getting the white suit and arrow-through-the-head prop and reviving the Steve Martin standup shtick?

Ɯbermilf said...

I think they call them Doug and Sheila.

miss kendra said...

my publics are off limits.

as is my usb port.

Brookelina said...

It would be better if you said, "What do nudists call their privates?"

I'm just saying...

slappy said...

The only thing Jiggs loves more than a bad joke is explaining a bad joke at length.

Well, that and boobies.

Kat said...

I love how you think.

amera hearts said...

ah ha ha. that actually made me laugh!

Spinning Girl said...

Heh heh, I get it.



You know what I hate about nudists?

Public hair.

Lee Ann said...

haha...liked that!

Happy Valentine's Day to all!
~xo

jiggs said...

slappy: but of course. old steve martin in genius to the nth degree.

uebermilf: Why would you name your vagina "doug"?

miss kendra: good use of "usb port"!

brookelina: that would make for a more streamlined joke, sure. but then I might not have needed to explain it.

slappy: if only i could explain a bad joke why smothered in boobies...

kat: thanks kat! MEEEOOOWWWWW!

amera: It would have been quite sad had you typed 'ah ha ha' and not had laughed in real life. I would have felt dirty.

spinner: i hear ya. i mean they should totally cover the things they sit on with a towel so that loose public hair doesn't get all over the place.

lee ann: happy v-day to you too!

Tits McGee said...

Oh, my crap, I love you.

jamwall said...

the problem with most nudists is that they are the last people who should ever consider being nudists.