Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Tranny commercials

Chevy has a commercial out in which the truck's transmission is referred to as the "tranny." This is both confusing and mildly erotic, much like actual trannies.

This post reminds me of our good friend carl, for he enjoys the ladies with the non-lady-bits.

Additionally, let me add that the Dutch are a filthy people. What about the Dutch makes them so devastatingly gross? Case in point: They have inspired a disgusting cavalcade of fart and poop related sexual terms.

Ease up on all the weird gastral-intestinal stuff, Hans! Tell Elsje to stop with all the gassy foods. Trust me, you'll feel a million times better.

11 comments:

slappy said...

Huge marketing mistake. Almost as big as in 2003 when Ford launched a new truck called the Chixwidix.

Kat said...

I find you mildly erotic.

Übermilf said...

It makes me wonder what "hemi" could mean.

jamwall said...

they really don't build cars for chicks with dicks anymore.

that's why i refuse to buy dutch boy paints. images of shitting on windmills just doesn't get me in the mood to paint the trim.

miss kendra said...

i have a picture at home i need to upload for you.

stay tuned, it applies directly.

Nick said...

I often quote this line from a Bloodhound Gang song: "If I want to be repeatedly shit on, I'd go make Dutch porn."

amera hearts said...

every log i've read today has talked about poop, farts or ways to crap. What the?!?!!?

i'm really in a blah mood today and i wish it would pour down rain. just my luck it's snowing in other places, but not downtown. gr. seriosuly so blah that i wan to punch something, smile, laugh, and cry all at the same time.

what's up with the dutch being douche bags? why is this?

Spinning Girl said...

Lonneke, comen hiere and put on yür clogs befär yu fallensie down.

Lee Ann said...

Erotic ladies with the non-lady-bits are filthy people with a devastatingly gross fart. Poop sexual ease. Up the weird gastral-intestinal stuff, trust me, you'll feel a million times better.

miss kendra said...

what the hell is luann saying?

Tits McGee said...

That commercial makes me giggle every time I see it.