Thursday, February 08, 2007

Staying above the fray...

A lot of people have been making jokes about the mentally disturbed astronaut that drove 900 miles in a diaper. Not us.

Sure, we could be making fun of the diaper-wearing astronaut by calling her a "space cadet" or some other cheap shot. We're better than that here at jiggscasey.com.

Will we be able to continue this trend of not making fun of the adult-diaper using astronaut? It depends...

That was such a long set up for such a bad joke. I love it.

In other bad joke news, here's my most recent offensive dumb joke:

Q: What kind of bread does a frat boy serve at a party?

A: Loafies!

Also on jamwall's blog I decided that USB should stand for universal sexual boner.

15 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

fly me to the moon.

slappy said...

Has anybody made the joke yet that Prince is "pansexual" because once he had sex with a faun?

TastyMcJ said...

Can someone explain to me why the punchline of jiggs's joke is the punchline of jiggs's joke?

miss kendra said...

does that mean that "vajayjay" is out and "usb port" is in?

amera hearts said...

i so want to say the f word.

i commented, but it didn't accept it and it erased.

bastard

Ɯbermilf said...

I will attack any girl who shows interest in you with pepper spray and a mallet and rubber tubing.

jiggs said...

spinner: we have flown you to the moon

slappy: I haven't made that joke about prince but I have explored all avenues of the pansexual joke including the idea of having sex with frying pans. I don't think I did it on here though.

tasty: The punchline is very subtle. It has a lot to do with the thought experiment known as schroedinger's cat. The paradox of the cat being both alive and dead should guide you in your interpretation of the punchline.

miss kendra: the vajayjay will never die, but I must say, I am liking "usb port"

amera: here. I'll do it for you: fagiola

uebermilf: I know you will uebermilf. that's why I'm glad we are allies and not enemies.

TastyMcJ said...

no, seriously... wtf is a loafy?

nothing in urban dictionary fits in a way that makes any sense to me. Let alone it being offensive.

jiggs said...

Loafies is a dumb play on roofies. What I don't get is that I already told you the joke a few days ago and you laughed then.

TastyMcJ said...

I was just humoring you then. You seemed so excited.

Now that you've explained it, though, it makes total sense, i guess.

jiggs said...

continue to humor me in the future.

jamwall said...

thanks to you jiggsy, i'm now referring to my thumb drive and external HARD drive (where i keep my mp3's) my Universal Serial Boner devices.

its the new geyserhole!

jamwall said...

i would have been remiss NOT to report on Captain Nowack and her diaper/murder fetishes.

hot off the presses!

jamwall said...

by the way...i started referring to my "mp3s" as my mega-penis-times-three."

SHWING!

Tits McGee said...

I love you.