Sunday, February 25, 2007

Spam Subject Headers

11 comments:

Booty J Patrol said...

Damnit Slappy - I was drinking a glass a water while I watched that, and when you got to the "big heart, small penis, I almost did a spit take right on the monitor!

amera hearts said...

i seriously laugh out loud whenever i hear him yell geiser hole!

i don't get spam with interesting headings. they are all shopping spam or you just won a gift card spam. i feel left out :(
wrd verif: yipcock

amera hearts said...

ps. http://freshpics.blogspot.com/2007/02/orange-sculptures.html

who has the time and resources to do this?

slappy said...

Luckily your precious Mac is immune to water, and lightning strike, and earthquake... sorry, too many of those I'm a Mac commercials.

I love the sheer joy and triumph in Tasty's voice when he yells geyserhole.

It is our inherent quest for immortality that causes us to create. It is our tragic lack of talent that forces us to create things like orange sculpture... or the jiggsblog.

Spinning Girl said...

I wonder how long it will be before "geyserhole" becomes a spam subject line.

Nick said...

Your new "blog" is ugly and it sucks my balls.

The content is worthwhile, however.

jiggs said...

I am one of those cursed with a big heart and a small penis. How ironic that my heart can pump so much blood, but that my penis cannot take advantage of it.

nick: I challenge you to design a better jiggscasey.com. It's gotta be 3 columns and compatible with the blogger widgets/layout stuff.

jamwall said...

i noticed some crusty necktie residue after playing "bee bopp sausage" at the grizzly bear nuclear reactor. upon making this gruesome discovery i became sycamore pulsate all over the floor.

slappy said...

Yes, Nick. Please redesign our blog for us. Although I like our red-white-blue color scheme. It looks like the Dutch flag.

Jammer: After a few more spam subject headers, I'll challenge you to write a short story using all the phrases a la Cat In The Hat.

Remember, Jiggs, it's not the size of the heart, it's what you do with it.

twolf1920 said...

Man its OBVIOUS I have been missing out! That was funny as hell!

slappy said...

Thanks, twolf. We specialize here: I make observations about mundane occurrences, Jiggs is our hyperkinetic frontman, Tasty makes things blow up, and Booty takes care of ski-mask-related comedy (i.e., he's a ninja).

Damn. That makes me Seinfeld.

But then again, what IS the deal with Grape Nuts?