Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Spackletastic


Carl asked that I write a personal ad for him. Here it is:

SWM, ageless, beautiful, able to fly for short distances. Celebrity I most resemble? David Beckham, but I've also heard "a young Bill Murray." Chairman of a non-profit organization that distributes puppies to needy rural youth. Pleasing scent. Skilled at baking, shiatsu massage, dungeons and dragons, and the erotic arts. Seeking young, attractive woman interested in miniature golf and kabuki theatre.

Interested parties should post in the comments section so that the jiggsblog community may judge whether you are worthy for our Carl.

8 comments:

jamwall said...

i never knew that needy youth had an appetite for dog!

Carl Spackler said...

i'm totally interested in him!

Carl Spackler said...

what girl wouldn't love a shiatsu massage from yours truly!

Ɯbermilf said...

Nobody wants a "pre-owned" model with that many miles on it. Massage skills or no.

slappy said...

Jammer: Puppies for disadvantaged youth are what you call a dual-use toy.

Carl: We may have found the perfect match for you! You!

Ubie: We prefer to think of Carl as "well-loved" rather than "pre-owned."

Carl Spackler said...

ubie,
i'm really disappointed in your comment. there is nothing wrong with "pre-owned".

Kat said...

I think I've said this before. Spackler is hawt.

amera hearts said...

that's a fun personal ad!

okay jiggs, when i get on your blog the first top half is blank. is that how it is for others? i feel like my comp is trying to ruin my reading experiences.

on another note, the last time i went to visit carl, i took a video of his mom dancing.i posted it on my blog today.