Sunday, February 04, 2007

Jesus wants me to play in the World Series of Poker...

Or, at least the Unilever Corporation does....

I recently purchased some new deodorant:




When I opened it up, I found this cryptic message:



At first, I was confused and thought maybe they were implying that I was supposed to shove the entire stick of deodorant up my ass.

But that didn't really make sense.

Then I thought... Hey, No-Limit Texas Hold 'Em... this must be some sort of poker promotion thing...

This is when things got really creepy.

While searching the back of the packaging for some indication of the WSOP tie-in that must have been funding this odd marketing campaign, I came across the following:




So, it's quite clear. I, TastyMcJ, co-founder of and contributor to the video podcasts of 1919 Productions must immediately put my life on hold and move to Las Vegas.

It will be a stressful ordeal, but at least my armpits will stay dry.

9 comments:

slappy said...

The entry fee is $10,000. You should probably start selling that sweet ass now in order to raise the money by the summer.

TastyMcJ said...

I'll either have to whore myself out to one chick for $10,000, or 10,000 chicks for $1.

jamwall said...

you'll be obligated to point to the sky anytime you have a good hand.

however that would fuck up your poker face.

jiggs said...

this post is an instant classic.

I should also point out that in some countries, the unilever corporation is god!

slappy said...

Keep in mind that for 10 large the chick will want you to cuddle after. Possibly live with her for a week a la Pretty Woman.

Nick said...

I'm fairly certain that says that deodorant expires in December of 1919, which seems awkward at best.

Booty J Patrol said...

I've seen Slappy play poker, and I'd be willing to front him the $10K entry fee. However, I don't know Tasty's skill well enough.

However, if Jesus believes in you, I suppose I should too.

slappy said...

Next year the WSOP will probably have around 20,000 entrants. I wouldn't stake someone unless their name was Phil Ivey or Daniel Negreanu.

But thanks for the vote of support. If I ever need backing to get into a 5-10 Omaha game, I'll give you a ring. 50% of the profit.

Tits McGee said...

I've got $1!