Friday, February 23, 2007

random thoughts

In 2001, George Bush met Vladimir Putin. Bush looked into Putin's soul and decided "here is a good man that I can work with." Putin looked in Bush's soul and decided "here is a man that I will ride like a pony."

On they have a headline that reads "Has hip-hop gone too far in degrading women?"

I don't know if that means they thought that in past years, hip-hop was degrading women just about the right amount.

I screwed up my laser setup, I'm too dumb to fix it, and it's Friday. Time to go home.


Carl Spackler said...

i love chicks with dicks.

whats new in boston? is everyone talking about tom brady? what about manny?

slappy said...

Chicks with dicks? That's going to be harder to find using internet personals. From observing Jiggs, you only have about a 1 in 10 chance of finding a tranny.

Boston sports opinion seems to be lined up as follows:

Tom Brady gets to sleep with lots of hot women. That is awesome. Sure, he knocked one of them up, but at least it wasn't Anna Nicole (actual quote from a co-worker).

Manny is a total headcase but as long as he hits 40 HR a season and doesn't drop more than a couple flyballs a game, they'll take him.

Nick said...

god damn dirty russian.

amera hearts said...

i don't knwo if i like brady or not. he does carry my team, but other than that he's an interesting fellow.

okay who is the guy that pitches for the yankies that is totally hot? mancina or something like that? holy hell, he gets me going!

carl, if you're looking for chicks with dicks, the woman that lives above me can hook you up! he's knows all kinds of crazy!

miss kendra said...

i think hip-hop is seriously misunderstood. hiphop is supposed to be about liberation and uplift of peoples in general. popular rap is degrading to women, amongst others.

i am on vicodin, so maybe this is all made up.

slappy said...

Nick: You just can't trust the Russians!

Amera: What a handy upstairs neighbor.

Kendra: We had a lunchtime discussion about that earlier this week, by odd coincidence. The conclusion was that it was the big record labels' fault. Basically whenever something becomes big business, the lowest common denominator gets mighty low. (cf. Hollywood, reality TV)

The Vicodin doesn't seem to be affecting you too badly. On the other hand, I don't know how long it took you to type that comment...

Ɯbermilf said...

I want to find Egyptian singles!

jamwall said...

i T-H-to-tha-izzink hip hop be treatin its bitches tha right muthafuckn way yo wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. slippum slappum i gots a ride full of dead hoes muthafizzles! hoodrat hoochie mamas be smokin mah jizzy while i tizzy this pimpin commnet.

jamwall said...

in relation to the putin comment. bush has that pony like interior masquerading as a powerful mule.

...actually its more like one of those "my little pony" dolls from years back.

Ookami Snow said...

Yes I think the 90's hip hop had just the right amount mix of beats and beatdowns for women. The artists now days just can't find that sweet spot anymore.