Thursday, February 08, 2007

Anna Nicole dead: trimspa baby?

Anna Nicole Smith died today.

Martin Luther King. JFK. John Lennon. Why do all the great ones have to go before their time?

Smith seemed innocent, like a giant silicone-breasted baby. Speaking of which, where is my giant, silicone-breasted baby? I take my eyes off of Paris-Nicole for 10 minutes and she runs off.


miss kendra said...

i'm going to be the voice of reason here, and say that while she was a great sourve of comedy, it's quite sad that she has left behind a new child.

also, i will be there in eight days. begin preparations.

slappy said...

Thank you for being the voice of reason. We all know how Jiggs gets when he mourns.

Eight days advance warning? How long does it take to procure two bottles of Wild Turkey and organize a cockfighting tournament?

jiggs said...

It takes at most 30 minutes to get two bottles of wild turkey.

Unfortunately it takes at least 6 days to organize a proper cockfight tournament, so we'll be cutting it close. So will the roosters for that matter!

jamwall said...

where have you gone anna nicole our nation turns its lowly eyes to you...


Ɯbermilf said...

The lawyer did it.

He killed the son first, then her, so he can get all that money on behalf of "his" child.