Thursday, January 18, 2007

Tits is so RAD!!! (aka I heart tits!)

A week or so ago I received a package in the mail from the amazing Tits McGee. The holidays had left me a little depressed and receiving the package was just the pick-me-up that I needed:


Inside was a wonderful card wishing me a happy new year. Well I wish you a happy new year as well Ms. McGee.


The card was great but the swag inside was genius! SPARKLING MULLET BODY/CAR WASH!!!!!


Check out what it says on the bottle: "Strong enough to clean the car, yet gentle on the nards!"

Could it be any more suited to me?

On the back is more genius:

Dual Action Formula in a zesty spruce scent!

For the Body: Foams to a fragrant lather in bath or shower; dispense onto washcloth and scrub that hot babe magnet until it sparkles (don't forget the nards). Frikkin' rinse. Now you're ready to Paryytayyy! Try our vibrant mullet shampoo on the beaver pelt, too!

For the car: Hose up a frothy bucket of suds and sponge wash. For best results, wash car out front where all the babes can feast their eyes on your hot bod' and bitchin wheels. Frikkin'-A that smells good -- just like your sexy self. Party! Party! Partayyy!

Warning: After washing your body AND your car, you might be too hot for some chicks. Partayyy!


And now, before you all, I testify to the greatness that is Tits McGee. Thank you for my mullet wash.

16 comments:

Nick said...

That is better than Jesus.

Anonymous said...

Hooray! I'm glad you like it, baby.

Now go make those nards sparkle.

Carl Spackler said...

sparkling mullet wash...what will they think of next?

Anonymous said...

So will the car have new nard smell or will your nards have new car smell?

slappy said...

Jiggs already has a nard-scented air freshener for his car.

miss kendra said...

this product is one of my favorites. i also endorse washing away your sins and lookin' good for jesus.

really the whole blue q line is divine.

miss kendra said...

and tits IS rad.
and carl spackler has gotten mighty attractive of late.

Spinning Girl said...

This is so great, I am immediately changing my hair trimming habits.

Spinning Girl said...

Carl!

Come to mama.

amera hearts said...

that is so freaking awesome! mcgee rocks!

why can't i get cool things in the mail? i'm jealous now!

do they have a mullet wash for women? just wondering....

jamwall said...

those of us that enjoy nude carwashing are in heaven.

Spinning Girl said...

Will you look at this?!?!? What a coincidence!!!

Tumbleweed said...

Tits is my new hero!

Lilly said...

Cracking - absolutely cracking! :-D

Tits, you rock! :-D

Anonymous said...

Tits. You. Are. A. Super. Genius.

Brookelina said...

Greatest. Present. Ever.