Friday, January 19, 2007

pasties and puppets and pantspantspants

So I went to this show at an art gallery last night. pantspantspants was performing and they wanted us to bring radios because they were going to broadcast parts of their songs on an FM frequency and those of us with radios could play it. It was a little like being in the band because we had a little part in playing the music. I brought and emergency radio that you had to crank to power.

Additionally, a women named uni played on her ukulele. She has an amazing singing voice, but is so tiny you think she would fall over at the slightest breeze.

What I hadn't anticipated, though, was the random other stuff that happened. There was this weird singing puppet thing that happened for a while and a horrifically bad stand up comic acting as an emcee.

And of course, there was the lady who did two burlesque routines. One of which was to the song "I enjoy being a girl". She stripped down to her underwear and was wearing pasties.

Earlier today I was thinking, "I heart pasties", but now that I think about it, I hate them. I actually heart nipples and pasties just get in the way.

Stupid pasties.

13 comments:

The Husband said...

unfortunately, Virginia state law requires all dancers to wear pasties at strip clubs. they also have to keep their panties on as well. why go to a strip club if you can't see a chick completely naked?!?!

Tumbleweed said...

Virginia sucks!

I have to say Jiggs, you watch some really weird shit! Are you sure weren't just stoned and hanging out at Wal-mart?

btw: Can you make me a shirt for my champaigne?
Sober Sex 2007

Anonymous said...

Awesome.

amera hearts said...

this sounds like an odd show to go to.

i like touching my nipples. TMI?

scumbag said...

shut up whore.


that goes out to no one in particular.

Diedre said...

puppets with pasties would be really creepy.

miss kendra said...

pasties can be good fun, but yes, nipples are better.

Spinning Girl said...

I love pastries.

jamwall said...

i like wearing crotch pasties under my underwear.

Anonymous said...

I agree. It's all about the nipple.

Lee Ann said...

I don't think I would like pasties either (seems like they would be uncomfortable).

Anonymous said...

Nipple pastries.

Booty J Patrol said...

Why oh why did you not tell me about this Jiggs? I was even in SF already on Thursday. Don't you know that I depend you on you to provide me with reasons to go out on weeknights?