Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The mythical dildicorn

Have you ever dreamed of a unicorn that had a dildo for a horn? I sure have. And so I made a t-shirt store about it. I would have put the picture associated with the t-shirt here, but it might not be the best thing to appear at work in front of anyone, so you'll have to click on the shop to see it.

Of course, one obvious question is whether it is spelled "dildicorn" or "dildocorn". The thing I don't like about "dildocorn" is that "dildocorn" seems like it could be used to describe an ear of corn used as a dildo (butter anyone?). However "dildicorn" is unequivocally a unicorn that has a dildo for a horn.

And also, I got this sweet package in the mail from tits! I'll show you all tomorrow.

7 comments:

Carl Spackler said...

i'm all about the dildicorn! you should submit this idea to Hasbro or Mattel so they can start mass producing miniature Dildicorn's for children.

Anonymous said...

I've seen green alligators, and long-necked geese; some humpty backed camels and a chimpanzee. I've seen cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born, I just can't see no dildicorn.

miss kendra said...

i love ubermilf.

love.

also, the dildicorn solves that troubling problem of the tiny pygmy unicorns piercing me all the time with their sharp pokey horns.

dildos are never sharp! i mean, unless you're a sex pervert.

Anonymous said...

To me dildocorn makes it sound like it should be stuck...well...in your cornhole. Blech. I just said cornhole. shit. I said it again.

Anonymous said...

Heh heh.

Kat said, "cornhole."

That's so fucking awesome, Jiggs. I totally heart you.

SMILEY WRINKLES said...

IS THIS PAGAN REFERENCE? OR IS THIS SYMBOLIC OF JESUS( THE UNICORN)? ASKING FOR MORE THAN AN ORDINARY GRIND? (PURITANS NOT ASKED TO THINK UPON, ONLY EXPERIENCED NEED APPLY). I PERSONALLY DID DREAM ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT AND FELT THE CHANGE WAS AS GOOD AS A HOLIDAY. HOW DID U KNOW ABOUT MY DREAM? COINCIDENCE? OR PUTTING DILDOS ON THINGS ARE INVENTED BY THE MOTHER OF ALL OF OUR DREAMS.

Spinning Girl said...

I rubbed the horn, but I didn't get my wish.

It would help if I didn't wish I hadn't just spent 15 minutes of my life rubbing a dildo.