Monday, January 22, 2007

Jiggs was so wasted this weekend....

Friday night we went out to a bar to meet up with some friends for a few drinks....

Towards the end of the evening, Jiggs was pretty buzzed, and in his uninhibited state was fairly entertaing... two things of note:

During a conversation he was having with a female acquaintance, he pointed out that, in fact, he was 'the bomb'. As expected the conversation came to an abrupt stop somewhere near the intersection of confusion and horror.

On our BART ride back home, Jiggs related another story to me of how he had run into an Englishman in the restroom, and after hearing his accent inquired where the fellow was from. He told Jiggs he was from south of London, to which Jiggs promptly replied 'Yeah, I could tell from your accent that you weren't from London proper'.

Jiggs was quite proud of this fact as he told me about it.

It's too bad Jiggs didn't have his monocle with him at the time... that would have just been hilarious.

All in all, it was an enjoyable evening: we were fortunate enough to not get hit by the errant pint glass that came sailing over 2nd floor balcony, bouncing off some guy right in front of us' shoulder before shattering on the ground shortly before we left the bar; when we got home, we had waffles.

20 comments:

jamwall said...

fuck waffles i get mine from london proper!!

::piously snubbing jiggs and tasty with my monacle::

slappy said...

Are you sure you were out drinking and not on the set of Trainspotting?

Carl Spackler said...

i love waffles after a night of boozing.

Nick said...

Waffles are the bomb.

I wish I owned a monocle.

scumbag said...

what the fuck is a monocle?

Lee Ann said...

I would love to see Jiggs with his monocle.
I was smart this weekend, I decided not to blog drunk!

amera hearts said...

at least jiggs didn't try to crap in the urinal.....

Anonymous said...

Here you go, Lee Ann!

TastyMcJ said...

that was scary

Carl Spackler said...

did anyone try to fuck jiggs when he was passed out?

Carl Spackler said...

you know, this post reminds me of a funny story from back in my wild and crazy days. i was at a small beach town in delaware where its adult spring break every weekend during the summer. i was really wasted off my Spackler Speedball mix (alcohol, cocaine, and ectsasy)and i see these two really good looking girls. so i go up to them and we start chatting. this one girl told me she was married and wasn't interested. so i said "does your husband have a penis like this" and i unbotton my shorts so she can take a look at it. she replied with "actually, its a lot bigger". then she and her friend start busting out laughing. it was pretty embarrassing. true story.

TastyMcJ said...

Slappy: Actually, drunk Jiggs wouldn't shut up about real life paralleling Trainspotting....

Brookelina said...

I spend a lot of time at that intersection. I'm surprised I haven't run into you guys.

Carl - you so deserved that. Actually I'd have said, "Like what? I don't see anything."

miss kendra said...

i want to come live at your house.

TastyMcJ said...

Ok. We can make room.

Spinning Girl said...

I'm going to try to work "London proper" and "geyserhole" and "pasties" all into one sentence tomorrow.

jamwall said...
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jamwall said...

LONDONGEYSERPASTIES!!!!!!!

i feel so proper i could just twist my lower torso in sick ways so i can make love to myself.

FRITZ said...

Dammit. I fucking love Trainspotting.

I was going to start doing something new in all my comments that would have been so probably unnoticed that I would wind up explaining it anyway, and just leaving words summing up the poster's thoughts as tersely as possbile. Like, with this entry, I was going to say

'Monocle! Trainspotting. Bomb Jiggs!'

But then I realized what a completely asinine idea that is.

Tumbleweed said...

and you call me a party girl?!