Tuesday, January 23, 2007

For Tits McGee

As you know, Tits sent me a very nice gift. I had promised her full frontal nudity, but I chickened out and instead posed sideways... and pixelated my junk.

Click here to see me naked. But don't do it at work.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

You won't be offended if I don't click, will you? I prefer my imagination.

FRITZ said...

You're a god. An Adonis. And your schlong goes down to where, your knees?

slappy said...

The transition from humor blog to hard core porn website was so gradual I barely noticed.

Tumbleweed said...

SHIT! I'm blocked at work. I am thinking about taking the day off, just so I can get on my computer at home. DAMN IT!!

Anonymous said...

I have to go change my pants now.

Thank you, baby.

Anonymous said...

mmmroww!

amera hearts said...

normally i would get offended by someone i know posting nudies, but somehow i knew you wouldn't be serious about it.

awesome pic! it reminds me of the romance novels i read.

Spinning Girl said...

SWEET!

Turn a little so I can see you geyserhole.

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jiggs said...

uebermilf: you could never offend me.

fritz: while that it not really my body in the picture, all the things you say are true. except for the penis part. It goes down to my calf.

slappy: Much like the transition to fascism.

tumbleweed: work can be a bitch.

tits: you are welcome.

kat: RUFF!

amera: were they gay romance novels? because I got the pic from a gay porn site.

spinner: my geyserhole is on a need to see basis.

Anonymous said...

The thought of you going to a gay porn site just made me need to go change my pants again.

amera hearts said...

no they are not gay romance novels.....

sad :(

i know this will make me sound like an asshole, but whatever:

i cannot live near gay people anymore. at least ones in seattle. i use to live on capitol hill, where the more eccentric people lives, which actually means, transies, gays, and weirdos get to walk around in thongs, and talk outside peopels windows at 6am about butt beads.

or the fact that my apartment was in the heart of this district and i got to see the gay community up front and at it's worst.

so the seattle "gays" suck. but la gays and las vegas gays rock!

now i feel bad for saying gays. aaaahhh...i'm going to be struck by lightening!

amera hearts said...

and i suck at typiong. i'm going to go take a nap....

jamwall said...

i have a big blurry spot on my "johnny walker red" too. i finally had to have it surgically removed.