Monday, January 29, 2007

Eagles not exempt from irony.

Eagle lugging a deer head causes outage

"You have to live in Alaska to have this kind of outage scenario," said Gayle Wood, an Alaska Electric Light & Power spokeswoman. "This is the story of the overly ambitious eagle who evidently found a deer head in the landfill."

14 comments:

Übermilf said...

I am trying to decide whether or not to accompany Dilf to San Jose for his company's annual meeting.

It's on a weekend.

Dilf says there's not much to do in San Jose, and he'll be in meetings most of the time. Is San Jose boring, or does he not want me to come because there will be girls jumping out of cakes and drinking champagne from their slippers?

jiggs said...

San Jose is a boring place in my opinion. But the weather might be nicer than the chicago-land area. Booty would be a better judge of the stuff there is to do in San Jose cuz he works around there.

jamwall said...

that zardoz floating head took out a bunch of powerlines around these parts. fucking wizard of oz!

slappy said...

Zardoz reference... sweet.

Hey, wait a minute. Jamwall is Dennis Miller!

FRITZ said...

I just felt really bad for the eagle.

By the way, why is a Bald Eagle our National bird or whatever? It has got to be the ugliest creature known to man, after the giant squid.

In fact, I'm going to nominate the Giant Squid as our new national mascot.

amera hearts said...

san jose is boring!

i had to look up what zardoz was....

so these people were upset about having 45 minutes of no power? assholes. try having 3 days of no power. geez....

UberDILF said...

Then it's settled; I'm not going.

Now way, José.

Who wants to do some shots?

Tumbleweed said...

That gives new meaning to the term "gettin head".

Fuck yea my comments dirty....what did you expect? sheesh!

jiggs said...

jamwall: sean connery would never knock out someone's power.

slappy: how did it take you so long to figure that out?

fritz: you also probably felt really bad for Sisyphus. am I right? Did that make sense? No. No it didn't.

amera: I think you should write someone a letter.

ueberdilf: why do I think you're really uebermilf?

tumbleweed: I expect nothing less from you.

Übermilf said...

See, the new blogger does this thing where if you're signed into a person's gmail, it automatically switches your blog ID to that person, and...

Yes. I'm trying to backtrack to see where else I might have sullied Dilf's good name with my antics.

paula said...

I saw that eagle in the Coconut Grove Bar just a couple of hours before he was supposed to be on duty.

Tits McGee said...

So. Fucking. Awesome.

jamwall said...

what if sean connery is a really bad pilot?

slappy said...

Jiggs: I think you meant Prometheus.