Monday, December 11, 2006

jiggscast holiday special

I am now soliciting prostitutes and also ideas for a jiggscast holiday special. We have some ideas, like eating Christmas cookies and drinking beer until we vomit, but are looking for better ones.

Also, Tasty wants a very special Christmas gift from each of you bloggers, regardless of gender. He wants pictures of your boobs. But not just any picture of your boobs, a picture of your boobs with the word "tasty" written on them.

You might be wondering why I'm posting this instead of him. Well, when he was telling me this, he was pretty wasted and I'm fairly certain he doesn't remember saying anything about it.

And don't send pictures of other people's boobs, claiming that they are yours. Stealing other people's boobies makes baby Jesus cry.

17 comments:

scumbag said...

boobs!

miss kendra said...

stealing boobs is wrong?

uh oh.

rethwyll said...

Can we write "jiggs" on one and "tasty" on the other?

amera hearts said...

if you film vomiting, please try to have projectile vomiting. that is the best. Also if you want hookers, i got the hook up. there is one living in the apt above me! call me!

The Husband said...

i'll shave my chest then write TASTY on it.

TastyMcJ said...

I don't remember saying this at all.

This doesn't sound like something I would say, and I'm pretty sure I wasn't anywhere near that wasted at any point this week that I would have forgotten.

But, whatever.

TastyMcJ said...

Actually, I seem to have a memory of jiggs telling me that i should ask people to send me pictures of boobs so I could send them to him.

jiggs said...

scumbag: i thought you were dead, you lovable scamp!

miss kendra: it's not wrong if you give them back.

reth: it won't bother me if it doesn't bother tasty.

amera: about the vomiting, you're right. projectile vomiting is da bomb. About the hookers, we'll be in touch.

carl: yes. that would be great.

tasty: man you were wasted at that tapas place and you didn't even know it. and it wasn't me that suggested it.

Brookelina said...

What's wrong with stealing boobies?

TastyMcJ said...

i wasn't wasted. your face was wasted.

word ver: chittco

slappy said...

If Tasty is blackout-drinking at a tapas place, when is the intervention?

Alternatively, if Jiggs is inventing elaborate Tasty scenarios in order to get email boobies, when is that intervention?

Tits McGee said...

I'm pretty sure I could comfortably fit the names of all the Jiggs Casey boys on my boobs.

word verification: teasunn

jiggs said...

brookelina: people need to be giving of their own boobies. Stealing other people's boobies is dishonest!

tasty: denial isn't just a river in egypt.

slappy: I have a witness that will testify to tasty's desire to see boobies.

tits: i wouldn't be surprised if you could.

slappy said...

Produce the witness, Jiggs.

Kat said...

The 12 days of jiggsmas. Then you could throw in 5 bloggers breasts or something like that...

Monkey said...

Intervention!

I look forward to either intervention with unfettered glee. Can we video it?

Tumbleweed said...

My sad boobs are in.....if I remember. I may have to put Jiggs on the right and tasty on the left with an "is" in the middle. Har!