Monday, December 25, 2006

James Brown: The Godfather of Dead.

No longer a sex machine, James Brown died last night...

Unfortunately, I never got to see him perform because I always thought there would be another chance. Reportedly, as he died, he said, "I've got soul... and I'm super dead." Although he was a fatalist, so maybe he said, "I feel dead, and I knew that I would now."

Brown will be buried by the hardest working man in gravedigging, Jim Rogers.

I know I sound like an a-hole with these jokes, but that's how I deal with things that are sad.

9 comments:

Tyca said...

In loving memory:

http://godfather-of-soul-james-brown.blogspot.com/

Keep the soul alive, tell your friends.

Thanks,

slappy said...

It's okay, Jiggs. That's how all of us deal with stress.

By being an a-hole.

Except Tasty, who acts like a geyserhole.

Spinning Girl said...

He finally feels great.

na na na na na na na

He knew that he would, now.

miss kendra said...

farewell, mr. dynamite.

i know you will have access to far more sequins in heaven.

scumbag said...

pssh! if james brown is so great, then why is he dead?

Lee Ann said...

I knew that he would too!

amera hearts said...

i deal with stress and misery that is my mom's family by being an a-hole. i cannot help it. i feel so bad looking back on it that i cry.

if this helps:

i thought of you guys when i was in san fran and berkley.

Tumbleweed said...

You could never be a a-hole!!!

jamwall said...

this story makes me wanna.....

break out in a cold sweat!
One two three four!!!


Hot tub! Ha! Da!
Ah, full of water!
I say hot tub! Ha!
Day! Ba! Very, very hot. Very hot! Da!
Hot tub! Gonna get ya hot-a!
Gonna make ya sweat! Hey! Say!
Hot tub! Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!

Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!) Will it make me sweat?
(Yeah!) Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!) Will it make me wet?
(Yeah!) Well, well, well..

Hot tub! Ah!
Get in!
Gonna get in the water!
Gonna make me sweat! Ah!
Here I go in the hot tub!

Hhhhhiiiigggghhhh!!!

Too hot in the hot tub! Ma!
Burn myself!
Make it cooler!
Good God!
Gonna make me..

I'm gonna get in the hot tub..
I'm gonna get in the hot tub..
I'm gonna get in the hot tub..
Ha! Lilin! Lidilin! Eh!
A gonna make me sweat-ah!
Dah! Gonna make me sweat!
Gonna make me sweat-ah!
Dah! Gonna get me in the hot tub!
I can't stand it!
Here I go! I can't stand it!

Here I go in the hot tub!
Gonna get in the hot tub!
Gonna get it wet-ah!
Good God!
Hhhiiigggghhhhh!!! Ha!
Good God!
Rub a dub!
In the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!
Good God!
Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Gonna set me free!"