Thursday, December 07, 2006

Final Mullet Watch

We just finished an episode of the jiggscast all about my former mullet. It's got special guest appearances by monkey, lee ann and slappy. And I'm fairly certain that in the annals of history, it will be considered a masterpiece. Enjoy:

21 comments:

Monkey said...

This brought a tear to my eye. I was a fan of the mullet.

But... MUTTON CHOPS! Oh my. How fabulous would that be. Add my vote for the Mutton Chops. Please.

Thank you.

Booty J Patrol said...

I for one am glad it is gone. I couldn't stand all the weird looks we got when we went places together. All the comments, you know, like, "Dude, he's non-sexual life-partners with a guy who has a mullet? Gross!"

miss kendra said...

this was fabulous.

also, i vote for mutton chops as well, but i also nominate that half bald benedictine monk thing. tonsured? is that it?

Diedre said...

I just LOVE mutton chops!!!!!

Yes for the chops!!! Chops Rock!

slappy said...

Apparently it's called a tonsure - look it up on the wiki. Pretty sweet, although I'm not sure Jiggs has the headshape for it. It is more for a round head.

I'm glad Tasty has a plan worked out. A remora feeding off the mullet's wake isn't a bad life, I reckon.

miss kendra said...

i said tonsured! i know my benedictine monks, baby.

slappy said...

It's true, she does.

Cheers.

Monkey said...

Mutton Chops!!

Tits McGee said...

I totally want to have a montage a trois with you guys.

Also, I'm with Slappy on the neck beard, though mutton chops would be a delightful runner-up.

Brookelina said...

Well there's 9 minutes and 58 seconds of my life that I can't get back.

jiggs said...

monkey: it's too bad that you we didn't get a chance for you to pick the insects out of me hair. that would have been very sensual.

booty: you need to be stronger, booty. and also, those weird looks had nothing to do with the mullet and everything to do with the mexican wrestling mask that you wear.

miss kendra: I dunno about tonsures. I never got my tonsils out, if that helps.

diedre: a lot of rather surprising love for the mutton chops. I'll take everyone's suggestions into account when I grow my hair in the future.

slappy: my head is definitely the wrong shape for it. also, tasty will always be my remora, mullet or otherwise.

miss kendra: know your monks. that should be a game show. and good work with the knowing about the tonsured.

tits: the nice thing about the neck beard is that it's completely easy for me to grow. My neck is naturally hairy and disgusting.

brookelina: that's what you get for trusting us to entertain you.

Brookelina said...

What I meant to say was, "YAY for Final Mullet Watch! I look forward to Mullet Watch: The Return."

jiggs said...

brookie: that's better.

Kat said...

I can't even have a drink to numb the pain...but I still see a glimpse of a baby mullet in the back there.

So have you had any dreams about the mullet? About stroking the long luxurious mullet locks, only to awaken to a bare neck?

Lee Ann said...

Still cute jiggsy!
So are Tasty and Slappy!

word ver: sumcux

jiggs said...

kat: I have been having these dreams where I rise out of the water and shake my hair dry. It's very sensual.

lee ann: I hope you liked the change I made to your clip! I lightened it and then made it look kind of like the brady bunch.

slappy said...

As long as you don't get any phantom mullet pain.

Kat said...

jiggs and slappy- HA!

Lee Ann said...

Yes, you did good Jiggs!
No more mullet, so what can we look forward to now?

jamwall said...

i'll miss the days where i would sneak into jiggs' bedroom at 3 a.m. just so the mullet and i can be alone.

now mulletina, as i call her is tethered to a cockfighting belt buckle. its really just too sad for words.

Spinning Girl said...

weare so not doing mutton chops!!!!!!! how about a little look we in the biz like to call "the telly savalas"? (name that movie)

also, is lee ann a bee? whazzup with the multi-lens effect?