Thursday, November 02, 2006

Mythbusters' Kari is old and busted

Jess from Mythbusters is the new hotness!

Mythbusters has a new mythtern that appears every once in a while on the show. Her name is Jess. This past episode, she helped Adam and Jamie blow a car up with 500 butane lighters (which was awesome, by the way).

Kari, on the other hand, is getting too big for her britches, metaphorically speaking. And while she might be better looking than Jess, her attitude is such a detractor that it vaults Jess into the position of most desirable mythbusters chick.

Kari is all like, "oh look at me, I'm hot shit! I get make overs and then say shit is definitely busted when it never really is."

I hate it. I HATE IT!

13 comments:

Kat said...

Jiggs. You're personalizing again.
By the way. I love book light.

The Husband said...

gay.

scumbag said...

i'm going to kill you. no offense.

The Husband said...

after scumbag is done killing you...i'm going to eat your dead corpse.

Nick said...

Plus, Vodka doesn't kill bees. That shit is so totally busted.

LEE ANN said...

I like Mythbusters!!!!

slappy said...

Look, Jiggs, just because she won't return your phone calls doesn't make Kari a bad person.

Krill and Kelp said...

Hmmm... perhaps we shall abduct the women from this "Mythbusters" next.

They sound useful. Perhaps they could build us things. Things with which we will destroy you!

miss kendra said...

i hope i am old and busted someday.

jiggs said...

kat: I didn't understand anything of what you just said.

carl: your face is gay.

scumbag: none taken

carl: corpse eater.

nick: busted just like kari!

lee ann: rock'n'roll!

slappy: yes it does, actually.

krill and kelp: go back to your pond, you underwater creeps.

kendra: we all have hopes and dreams.

Friends of McDougal said...

I'll tell you what is old and busted. Myspace pages with music that plays automatically. That annoys the shit out of me.

slappy said...

This is just further evidence to the fact that Jiggs and I have diametrically opposed taste in women.

For example, I don't dig transsexuals.

Lilly said...

Man, we're so FUCKING behind across the pond in terms of MB! Is this pissing me off big time? Yes, it sure as fucking hell IS pissing me off big time. Argh.

Yo, I think that Jiggsy is right -- Kari can sometimes be a bit too in your face with her 'Oooowww, ain't I adorable and cute and pretty'....