Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Merry thanksgiving!

I'm going to be mostly unavailable for the next few days, so I thought I'd wish you a merry thanksgiving a day early and tell you what my favorite part of Thanksgiving is:

The turkitten is my favorite part of Thanksgiving.

In case you don't know, turkitten is when you take a turkey and stuff it with a kitten and cook it. Just make sure to clean the kitten properly so that you don't ge a furry mess.

And the best part is that the next day you get to make turkitten in a sandwich!

11 comments:

slappy said...

That looks like one happy kitten.

You should be proud that at poker games around Boston I can still get a good "Kitten in a Sandwich" song going.

Anonymous said...

that kitten does appear pretty complacent.

i don't think i could eat turkitten.

of course, i couldn't snuggle it either. you've ruined that kitten! ruined!

miss kendra said...

that anonymous was me.

Lilly said...

Can someone please explain to me what the hell this THANKSGIVING that ALL Americans go on about non-stop at present IS??? Thank you in advance.

Your European [and sometimes ignorant to American culture, traditions, and tendencies] Blog-reader....Lilly

...and yes yes yes, I am way too lazy to look it up. I cannae be arsed. Besides, Jiggs et al.'s explantion will be far more entertaining, I am sure.

amera hearts said...

that's just wrong!

it makes me smile though! save me the hind leg!

Kat said...

Don't forget between the kitten's toes. Litter clumps will make the turkey bitter.

Brookelina said...

Spinning Girl is going to be really pissed.

Lee Ann said...

So, no longer kitten in a sandwich...it is kitten in a turkey!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Nick said...

I can't wait for the Kitten In A Turkey remix.

jamwall said...

hope you all enjoyed your tofurkitten this thanksgiving!

Tits McGee said...

Ew.

I still love you anyway.