Thursday, November 02, 2006

Jiggs' Face is old and busted....

Jess is the new hotness my ass!!!!

Were you even watching last night's episode?

Kari was looking so smokin' hot with her new highlights....and she was shooting guns!!!!

What do you have against her attitude? Do you have something against AWESOME?!?!

Jess was barely even on camera.... you know why?

Because she sucks chodes.

14 comments:

scumbag said...

snap!

Booty J Patrol said...

It's been a while since I've seen the phrase "sucks chodes". It was at this point I realized I didn't know what a chode was, so I looked it up. Apparently, it is a synonym for taint, as in the area between one's balls and ass.

The Husband said...

another word for taint is grundle.

although, there are those out there who say taint is for females and dudes have grundles.

jiggs said...

tasty, it's ironic that your name is tasty considering how bad your taste in women is.

kari is looking totally plastic, and her attitude, "oh look at me. I am so smart".

Jess has a degree in mechE and she just spent a lot of time in the machine shop building a crazy medical device for EMTs!

ps. jess sucks chodes in my dreams

miss kendra said...

you're all just worshipping false idols.

you know i am the hotness.

now fall at my feet.

amera hearts said...

okay i know it's past due. better late than never right? but i finally was able to watch the pod cast.

1. i have decided that i love you both even more. you hate comcast and i hate comcast. damn dirty bastards.

2. jiggs, your mullet is lookin' good!

3. now i only ask because hopefully after christmas i too am going to video blog, but is there anyway to get your pod cast clearer? it was a little weird at some points. maybe this is just me.

4. sorry tasty, i like jess better.

Nick said...

I'm with Tasty. He and I should covort like the Greeks of old. You know the ones I mean.

jiggs said...

miss kendra: you are the hotness, but I don't fall at the feet of anyone.

amera: thanx for the jiggscast compliments. When you say the podcast was weird, but it blocky and a little splotchy? The reason it gets like that is because you have to make it smaller for youtube. and it's good to know that someone else likes jess better.

nick: how did I know that you like to cavort with dudes.

Nick said...

I don't really, but I do enjoy making people I don't know feel awkward and uncomfortable.

Lilly said...

When the fuck do *I* get to watch Jess as part of the show? Fuck you up the arse, Discovery Denmark. Slow fuckers that you are.....oooh...

I'd like them to bring back SCOTTIE on the show. She was cool! And not trying to be all 'Ooooh and aah and look at ME ME ME!'

amera hearts said...

jiggs - my friend posts on your tube every week and his isn't like that. is it because he is using a web cam and you are not? i need to knwothese things for when i start!

TastyMcJ said...

yeah, scottie was the bomb.

Amera,

I bet we can do higher quality encoding....

actually , i know we can.

miss kendra said...

geez, i didn't mean it.

you could have played along. now i need a cookie.

jiggs said...

amera: I'm following the directions with respect to the quality of the encoding. Part of the issue is that the fonts I put into it aren't too friendly to the low encoding level that youtube requests. The actual footage that we shot was on a dv cam and you can watch it on my machine at the dv's native resolution.

Regardless, my suggestion for you is to experiment with it and see what works for you. As long as the camera records at a higher resolution than 320 by 240, then there will be a higher quality version than what youtube asks for.

miss kendra: sorry kendra. I knew you were joking. I'm just not good at pretending.