Friday, November 10, 2006

History of the day for November 10

In 2001, the people of America decide to abandon the electoral college, declaring it a failed experiment. The country returns to picking leaders the old fashioned way: with three pieces of string, a sharp stick, and a pint of chicken's blood.

2 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

I think you need a hog's tusk in there, too.

slappy said...

Only for a recount.