Tuesday, November 28, 2006

The battle between festive ice cubes begins now

This picture shows the festive ice cubes populating our ice bin. But all is not well in festive ice cube land.

They have allied themselves along racial lines. The gingerbread men hate the reindeer because they think they are stupid and the reindeer hate the gingerbread men because they are sexist for not allowing gingerbread women into the gingerbread ranks.

They will battle till their death or until they melt (whichever comes first).

Unbeknownst to the gingerbread men, however, is the reindeer's secret weapon: a hair that got stuck in the reindeer icetray. ewww. You can see the hair in the horn of the bottomright reindeer.

17 comments:

slappy said...

Worst sweeps week stunt ever!

Kat said...

That's a mullet hair. Isn't it.

Shadow's Soul said...

I like the reindeer. Cute.

miss kendra said...

that's not jiggs' hair.

it looks dark, and suspiciously tasty.

(ha!)

Nick said...

They will all perish at the hands of their Maker(s and coke)

amera hearts said...

i want ice cubes like that! my ice cubes are stars and squares!

nicks comment is funny.

can someone come ove and nurse my foot back to health? it hurts like a mother today!

Monkey said...

Did you know that reindeer are the friendliest and most domesticated of all deer?

I have the plague. The plague I tell you! Do not make me chuckle. My throat hurts.

Lee Ann said...

Those are so cute...will you send me some!!!!!! ;)

Spinning Girl said...

LIKE A LIGHTBULB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jiggs said...

slappy: your face is the worst sweeps week stunt ever!

kat: no, it was tasty's

shadow soul: it's true, they are cute.

miss kendra: you're right. it was tasty.

nick: i get it. like liquor.

amera: I hate it when feet hurt like mothers.

monkey: MONKEY PLAGUE! OH NO! did you get it from some domesticated reindeer?

lee ann: I'll send you some, but by the time it gets to you, it just might be wet packaging.

spinner: I'm not sure if we had any rudolphs in our ice tray.

Spinning Girl said...

LIKE MONOPOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love that you used the word "unbeknownst".

jamwall said...

what's so festive about ice cubes that are not shaped like my face?

slappy said...

Like George Washington!

jiggs said...

spinner: i like to use anachronistic diction.

jamwall: they were festive precisely because they DIDN'T look like your face! OH SNAP!

slappy: way to ruin it.

slappy said...

Awww, I ruined it for everyone...

Spinning Girl said...

LIKE PINOCCHIO!!!!

Tumbleweed said...

so gay......just sayin.

Everyone else wanted to say it too....but they are too nice....except Scum who is a pussy now.