Monday, October 02, 2006

Skittle results

Using the scientific method invented by the AP college football rankings, I have determined that Red is the superior flavor.

Red - 53 pts
Orange - 51
Green - 49
Yellow - 39
Purple - 33

Actually, more people liked Orange as #1, but everyone tended to have Red around #2, and no one hates Red. Purple apparently tastes like ass to the Jiggsblog readership. Ironically, we all love Purple the Monkey.

8 comments:

Kat said...

mmmmmmmm skittles.
But aren't the purple ones laced?

Purple said...

I'm so relieved that even though my representative color tastes like ass, I am loved.

I love you too.

Tits McGee said...

Well, I guess I like the taste of ass, then.

That actually explains a lot.

miss kendra said...

it's nice to no longer be in the minority.

jiggsblog is my people!

slappy said...

Kat: Laced with what? Awesomeness?

Purple: Think of it as an evolutionary advantage - no one will try to eat your head if they mistake it for a skittle.

Tits: I had Purple #2 on my list, so I hear you. We should throw a wine and ass tasting party.

Kendra: We are your family. Be embraced by the Cult of Jiggs.

Spinning Girl said...

I'm a little upset that you did not include the M&Ms in your findings.

slappy said...

I didn't want to confuse the results for Skittles. I think M&Ms are good issue for a panel debate - the new colors and such.

Lee Ann said...

the purple skittles....yuck!
Purple monkey....good!