Wednesday, October 18, 2006

My money making plan (please don't steal it)

Someone found a craigslist posting from a local college girl looking for a local college boy to pose as her boyfriend in front of her parents so they would stop bugging her about her personal life.

It occurred to me that there might be a market for something like match.com except to pair people off for fake relationships. They could show up at family events, weddings, and such to keep relatives from (a) meddling and (b) assuming they are gay.

9 comments:

Kat said...

Or you could just hire a hooker and dress em up real perty.

Brookelina said...

Two words. Escort. Service.

amera hearts said...

brookelina said what i was going to say!

jamwall said...

jiggs has been attacked by the venom-filled people behind monkey's campaign.

its a sickening display. i thought the fine people who are near and dear to jiggs casey would wanna know..

slappy said...

On a similar train of thought, we thought we could hire out grad students as escorts for people with over-protective parents who are very judgmental about education. Plus, grad students are much cheaper than hookers.

FRITZ said...

this is solid. no sex, just appearances. i like it.


is this more electoral propaganda?

jiggs said...

perhaps this is what kid rock meant when he says, "start an escort service for all the right reasons"

slappy said...

Luckily Kid Rock didn't patent it.

Lee Ann said...

They did this in the movie The Wedding Date.
It was a cute movie and it seems like it would work well for all of those functions!