Monday, October 09, 2006

MORE MATH!

Though you said in your comments that you hated the math that was on the blog, I could tell what you really meant was that you loved it. Partly it was the sheer number of comments that my math post got and partly it was the way you said that you hated it... it was clear that you really didn't mean it.

I kid. I kid.

In all honesty, there will be no more math on jiggsblog. There might be some statistics, though. And now for a brief explaination of the chain rule for derivatives.

I kid. I kid.

Now I'm off to braid my mullet.

24 comments:

Kat said...

You're such a fucking tease. I used to love math. Bring back that love n' feelin' jiggsy.

Monkey said...

brief explaination of the chain rule for derivatives.

Oh my! I need a little one on one time with myself now.

Friends of McDougal said...

More math, more math, more math!!

Oh ... mAth ... that's not how you spell meth.

fuck.

nevermind.

miss kendra said...

couldn't you just do some simple stoichiometry?

i always sort of liked that.

ooooh! ooooh! then we'll diagram sentences?

amera hearts said...

please post pics of the braided mullet.

The Husband said...

i hate math. had to take calculus and statistics twice.

slappy said...

Actually, Kendra, he can't. According to the JiggsCasey.com bylaws, any chemistry/chemical engineering geekery has to come from me.

And another thing about cellulosic ethanol...

Nick said...

Can I be the resident jiggsblog comic book geek, since I'm not smart enough to understand anything but colorful pictures and monosyllabic dialogue?

slappy said...

Nick, you're hired if you can be super geeky about it. Not necessarily "dressing up to go to the convention" geeky, but at least "oh, you're thinking about Alternate Timeline 4B... that's where Wolverine finds out he's his own uncle" geeky.

For us, the topic is not as important as acting like a pseudo-intellectual while you're discussing it.

scumbag said...

i can count to eleventeen!

miss kendra said...

this is the sexiest comment thread ever.

scumbag said...

no it isn't.

Brookelina said...

My students love math. I can actually threaten them by saying, "If you don't behave, we won't do math today."

Freaks.

Tits McGee said...

OOH! I love the chain rule! It's so useful.

I know my calculus, it says u + me = us.

Can we make out now?

jiggs said...

kat: perhaps there will be one more post about math for the few math lovers like yourself.

monkey: i didn't realize that you too were on the math orgasm train. rad!

mcd: I got meth too. how else do you think I do the math?

miss kendra: as slappy pointed out, no, I cannot do stoichiometry. I can hardly spell stoichiometry for that matter. as for diagramming sentences, I'm also particularly good at that as well.

amera: braiding my mullet was much more complicated that I thought it was gonna be. I'm gonna have to get someone else to do it.

carl: once I got far enough into math, I began to dislike it too, actually.

slappy: word.

nick: yes. you can also be the official t-shirt expert. Tasty for one would be interested in your comic book stylio. he likes the graphic novel action.

scumbag: but I thought you said math was for gooks!

miss kendra: knowledge is sexy, it's true.

brookie: back when you're young and you're still learning about arithmetic, math can be super fun because it's still intuitive. once you get off into limits and crap like that, then it starts sucking because it doesn't really make sense anymore.

jiggs said...

tits: that song is genius level.

jamwall said...

i'm only majoring "mullet growing 101" because i know it doesn't require any math..

Lee Ann said...

I knew it...braid....excellent!

Ɯbermilf said...

Why don't you braid your pubes? Your nasty, clown-orange Carrot Top pubes?

amera hearts said...
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amera hearts said...

dude, i now love tits! i know where that song is from. oce when i was babysitting my charges made me watch that movie!

jiggs said...

jamwall: I also majored in mullet growing. we're like twins!

lee ann: I'm gonna get someone to braid it for me and it's gonna be rad!

uebermilf: I have started doing manscaping, so I can no longer braid my pubes.

amera: rock 'n' roll!

Rich said...

Finally, maths is cool. It's always better when it doesn't contain numbers.

Tumbleweed said...

Just coming here makes me smarter!