Wednesday, October 04, 2006

MC Chris OWNZ!

Tasty, booty and myself are going to see MC Chris tonight! MC Chris is the nerdy white rapper that partially inspired me to write the Tiny Sajak rap. I'm so excited I'm peepeeing myself. This is appropriate because he also plays the character "MC Pee Pants" in aqua teen hunger force.

Also, for those of you having trouble with convert base 10 numbers into other bases, here's a handy little guide:

a base N number has digits from 0 to N-1. For example, binary has {0,1}, base 3 has {0,1,2} and base 10 has 0..9. To convert a number not in base 10 to base 10, multiply each digit by the base to the power of that digit's position in the number and add all those terms up. For example:
  • 1010 in base 10 is 1*2^3 + 0*2^2 + 1*2^1 + 0*2^0 = 10
  • 101 in base 3 is 1*3^2 + 0*3^1 + 1*3^0 = 10
  • 115 in base 10 is 1*10^2 + 1*10^1 + 5*10^0 = 115
To convert a number in base 10 to a different base, repeatedly divide the base 10 number by the new base and list the remainders to get the number in the new base. For example,
  • 10/2 = 5 with a remainder of 0 -> least significant digit
  • 5/2 = 2 with a remainder of 1
  • 2/2 = 1 with a remainder of 0
  • 1/2 = 0 with a remainder of 1 -> most significant digit
So 10 (in base 10) is 1010 in base 2.


jiggs said...

any errors should be noted here.

slappy said...

Jiggs in base geek = lame!

Yeah, that's right. I went there.

Booty J Patrol said...

Would this be the errata section then? You forgot to mention the rule of non-binary base conversions.

That's Mr. McDougal, to you, punk said...

I caue with fan't argcts.

Consider the sl(ip, sliding away)ate wiped clean (wiped clean).

I'll son be shouting ant eooting my accountOH THE RAMPARTS RED GLARE (the denouument ADAM)ant.

You might have heard of him, nerd. His name is Merton Hanks and he's only the greatest (Leviticus, Deuteronomy, NUMBERS) mathematician who ever lived (died in a tragic grease fire in 98 after disproving the long-standing Addams Universal Theory of Inquisition and showing that the answer to life, the universe, and everything is actually 49.)

Ace of Base.

All your base are belong to ARTIE SHAW, bitch.

mrmcdougal said...

I bet you've got a binary watch, don't you?

Can I get a mullet update, please?

Tumbleweed said...

What the fuck? Did you really put math on your blog? OMG, I am so ashamed to be here today. *hangs and nods head in shame*

Tumbleweed said...

You act like you have to prove you geekiness. No way man....we love you!

scumbag said...

math is for........well, you know.

miss kendra said...

i feel bad now.

i'll leave my smart card by the door on the way out.

Übermilf said...

I thought nothing could be worse than Nick's football crap, and then I come here to find this.

For shame.

jiggs said...

slappy: oh yeah? well e^(i*pi) = YOUR FACE!

booty: I did give a method for converting any base to any other. first convert it to base 10 and then convert it to whatever the other base is. be my guest and explain other methods.

mr mcd: of you think you're ever getting that 30$, you can choke on my nuts. Also, there will be a mullet update soon.

tumbleweed: do you see what happens when you're not around?

scumbag: I hear ya.

miss kendra: don't feel bad. math is just like knitting. it's something that takes practice.

amera hearts said...

I LOVE MC Chris.

I have a bunch of his songs downloaded.

I love his star wars song! It's the best!

ps. numebrs scare me. if i have to have look at numbers for hours on end, i get freaked out and they start to run together.

amera hearts said...

i forgot to mention that his robotussian song grosses me out. i hate the sound of puking.

slappy said...

Hey Jiggs, why don't you suck the square root of my nuts?

jiggs said...

uebermilf: eat some cupcakes and you'll feel better.

amera: mc chris is the shit! you should try downloading the "i want candy" song. if you don't have it, i bet you'll like it.

slappy: can you take the square root of an imaginary number? OOOOOOOH BURN!

Brookelina said...

Wow, and I thought I was a dork.

Tits McGee said...

That post just made me need to go rub one out.

You're number e^(2*pi*i), baby.

That's Mr. McDougal, to you, punk said...

Let me explain in if, then, else terms so that you're clear on what I'm saying here, Panties Casey.

IF I want my goddamn $(E=hf),THEN I'll get it. ELSE, you can take your .hack//SIGN
and jam it in your heuristic dendral. You dig?

Because I'm fiddin' a put the x-ray crystollographic data of my "protein structures" all up in your sassy mouth when I bust a damn mass spectorgasm on your fat head. 'Cuz I been rollin' pills for 18 solid days (Mexican) and I ain't fiddin' a take no sassy "Mehr als 3.500 Universitäten auf der ganzen Welt nutzen MathWorks-Produkte in einem breiten Spektrum von Fächern für Lehre und Forschung." off you.

Zundfalga, bitch! Gotinhimel.

That's all I'm tryin' a say.

Goddamn, you made me get all Domenico Ferrari on you.

I hate it when that happens.

Nick said...

This whole post was made worthwhile by McDougals comments and the imaginary number comment which was genius level.

Oh, and Ubermilf can kiss my black ass.

jiggs said...

brooke: I have more dork in my pinky that you have in your whole body

tits: I knew you'd appreciate that. also, glad that I could be of service.


nick: why did you paint your ass black?

Kat said...

Your math is like way better than mine (more mathlike n'everything)

slappy said...

Once again, I have been bested by Jiggs on the fields of battle. Bravo, sir. I yield to your rapier-like wit and rapier-like penis.