Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Walker, Texas Ranger

We just got digital cable and i'm watching the 2AM reruns on the hallmark channel!

Paul Haggis, the writer of crash and million dollar baby, also was the writer for the walker texas ranger pilot!

For some reason my house smells like cat litter!

Being a priest is totally hard. I gotta learn shit in latin. If only Walker, Texas Ranger was broadcast in Latin. I'm sure I'd learn it quick.

13 comments:

Monkey said...

Cat Litter? That's just evil.

Ɯbermilf said...

Walker Texas Ranger also had a Christmas Special. It was called "Walker Texas Ranger Christmas Special." We were playing charades on Christmas Eve one year, and someone put that in the hat and nobody could guess it and then we all threw hot chestnuts at that person until they were burnt and bloodied.

Also, clean your apartment if it smells like cat litter. Do I need to come over with my rubber gloves?

Tits McGee said...

Bonus abbas malam puellam amat.

slappy said...

Did you throw chestnuts at the person who put it in the hat or the person who couldn't communicate "Chuck Norris" non verbally?

amera hearts said...

i hate the smell of cat litter, and it especially grosses me out when people have cat littler in the bathroom. i'm afraid to pee when this happens!

i like chuch norris. he's on bad ass dude!

Lee Ann said...

I love it when our priest sings the sermon in latin....good for you Father Jiggsy.

jiggs said...

monkey: pure unadulterated evil

uebermilf: thankfully, my priestly training has made it possible for me to not turn your rubber gloves offer into a disgusting come on.

tits: Your record player is broken?

slappy: I can communicate chuck norris with my mind. I have chuck norris esp

amera: try peeing in the cat litter to face your fear.

lee ann: thanks for the encouragement, my child.

Tits McGee said...

You are so failing priest school.

Friends of McDougal said...

McDougal asked me to pass along, if you start any Crusades or Inquisitions he wants to be included. That's the only part of the church that really appeals to him. That and the water into wine thing. He's OK with that.

Lee Ann said...

Bless me Father for I have sinned.
It has been 3 months since my last confession.
Ok....are we alone Father?
I have had lust in my heart. Oh, I have said too much....please give me my penance.

Spinning Girl said...

bless me father, for I have sinned.

Spinning Girl said...

oh, never mind. Lee Ann already made that joke.


I got nothin.

jiggs said...

tits: blast!

mcd: It's good to have the future president on your side.

lee ann: your penance is to say the rosary 10 times.

spinner: I feel your pain, my child.