Wednesday, September 13, 2006

pubic lice

you know what just occurred to me? pubic lice kind of rhymes with edelweiss:

pubic lice, pubic lice,
Every morning you greet me,
Small and White,
Clean and bright
You look happy to meet me..

Blossoms of snow may you bloom and grow,
Bloom and grow forever

Pubic lice, pubic lice
Bless my nutbag forever


Could it be any more perfect?

20 comments:

Kat said...

My god jiggs. You're insane. Awesome.

scumbag said...

you were right, chiefs suck.

i hope you die.

Übermilf said...

And still, this song is better than Billy Joel's "Piano Man."

Monkey said...

I can't stop itching. Dear God make it stop.

scumbag said...

monkey!?

The Husband said...

milf,

how could you say that song is better than Piano Man?

crabs are great and so is that poem!

Nick said...

Holy Shit!

Lee Ann said...

Now this is not to be confused with Public Ice, right!

amera hearts said...

hm. didn't particular like this one.

mac and cheese? i can't cook that. mac and cheese IS yummy, but i'm thinking more along the lines of chinese and tempura!

miss kendra said...

i love it. you are weird jiggs yankovich.

i said yank.

granny got game said...

I used to be a maid at St. Mary's. Consider your nutbag blessed son.

jiggs said...

kat: insane in the membrane!

scumbag: I wish they sucked without trent green being injured. that would have been much more satisfying.

uebermilf: thx, but I still think piano man is a good song

monkey: MONKEY!

scumbag: I think it was monkey!

carl: thx carl. also, you can keep that underwear I loaned you.

nick: word

lee ann: what's public ice?

amera: are you one of those people for which the sound of music cannot be mocked?

miss kendra: I am weird, but in all the right places. Wait...

granny: finally someone to bless my nutbag!

Tits McGee said...

I would like to volunteer to scratch Monkey's itch, please.

Spinning Girl said...

How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?

Lee Ann said...

Ice that you get out in public!

jiggs said...

tits: I second your nomination

spinner: with maria bismol

lee ann: I still don't get it. what ice wouldn't be public?

Spinning Girl said...

Duh, jiggs. It's the oposite of Private Ice. You know, like in the song? They're watching you ... wtaching you ... watching you ....

Hall & Oates rock my world.

Spinning Girl said...

opposite.

Übermilf said...

Private IIIIIICE, watching you Private Ice

Lee Ann said...

Yeah, the private ice!
That is the ice in your home!