Friday, September 01, 2006

More multimedia action than romeo and master P

Lee ann sent me an movie she made. It's a little abstract, but if I'm understanding it right, it's suggestive of an imaginary date with me. The movie is made out of photos like a ken burns documentary and if you would like to enjoy it as much as I did, click here (SFW).

Additionally, I found some pics someone had taken of me hula hooping. The first shows my intense concentration and hints at the immense power that my thrusts unleash:

As I mentioned in an earlier post, I wasn't able to hula hoop around my waist. I was, however, able to hoop it around my neck. And while it did crush my adam's apple, I did reach a zen like equilibrium. In this photo, you can see the hoop in action, my zen like state and my mullet peeking out below the hoop:

17 comments:

The Husband said...

i'm glad you and the mullett are doing well.

we are currently getting hammered by ernesto. when i get off work i'm going to get some chinese food, a 12 pack of beer and see how many times i can masturbate.

Nick said...

Hammered By Ernesto sounds like a subplot in a gay porno.

miss kendra said...

it's true.

you look pained in your intense concentration. don't pop a vessel.

amera hearts said...

le anne is super awesome. i wish i could do a video like that!

carl..instead of going home to masterbate, why don't you come over to my apartment? and i would have to agree with nick.

jiggs, i thought you were going to a wedding? have fun!

jiggs said...

carl: my mullet and i are thinking of moving in together. as for masturbation, I'm more of a quality over quantity guy.

nick: that should be a t-shirt. "i got hammered by ernesto". get to work on it.

miss kendra: it was pain. that's what hula hoops do to me. they cause pain.

amera: I'm leaving in a couple of hours. You definitely could do a movie like that if you had a mac. imovie and iphoto both allow movies like that to be made. though I don't think lee ann made it on a mac.

Tits McGee said...

Lee Ann's movie was adorable, but if I made a movie for you, there would be a lot more nudity. And thrusting.

jiggs said...

tits: I just fainted.

miss kendra said...

thrusting. hehe!

i should have illustrated the boob shmooshing impulse.

jiggs said...

k: had you illustrated it, I would have fainted.

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs ~ You must be a maniac in bed....I mean look at you hoopin it up...wow...
hope your back is better! ;)

Thanks Amera and Tits.
The movie was done with Windows movie maker...and not on a mac.
:)

Kat said...

but more importantly,
what does your shirt say?

Ɯbermilf said...

You should take belly dancing classes. Then your hula hoop skills might improve.

I hesitate to ask this, but...

is your adam's apple the largest bulge on your body? I'll still love you if it is. As a friend.

Spinning Girl said...

I must hurl my body against you immediately.

slappy said...

Uber: Jiggs has 3.5 balls; of course his adam's apple isn't the largest bulge on his body. Though oddly, it isn't the second largest bulge either.

Anonymous said...

ah, mullet.

That explains a lot.

Nick said...

Jiggs, I have a couple tshirts up that you may or may not enjoy.

jamwall said...

try hula hooping around your neck while you masturbate.

its hot!