Friday, September 29, 2006

jiggsbusters

Since Tasty and I conveniently came up as Jamie and Adam, I was thinking that we should start our own version of mythbusters. But the question, of course, is what myths should we bust? We don't have the same budget as the mythbusters, but we are definitely better looking than they are. And we also have no dignity which is a big plus.

So here is the question for you all. Which myths? Large or small, it don't matter to us. We need myths! If we try to bust one, we'll video tape it and post it.

29 comments:

The Husband said...

does compulsive masturbation lead to blindness?

Friends of McDougal said...

What happens if an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

I think this one involves Sherman Helmsley.

Friends of McDougal said...

Who killed O.J.'s wife?

Lilly said...

I love this idea! [of course!] -- eventhough I cannot even think of any myths at present.....I'll get thinking over the weekend. Perhaps there are some Viking myths out there. I'd love to see you guys dressed up as Vikings while busting myths. Hehe.

Monkey said...

Can a pack of pirranhas really eat a cow in under 5 minutes?

I also like Carl's idea. Please add my vote. Thank you.

Ɯbermilf said...

Cupcakes cause arousal.

TastyMcJ said...

carl, FoM, ubermilf, lilly: I think we could probably combine the compulsive masturbation, unstoppable force, and cupcake arousal myths in to one single experiment (while wearing viking apparel)

monkey: if you've got a cow or piranhas we could use, I can probably score the other from someplace.

Something that intense seems like it might have to wait for the first season finale, though.

Cliffhangers == Crazy Ratings!!!!

TastyMcJ said...

FoM: maybe piranha's killed O.J.'s wife.

In under 5 minutes.

TastyMcJ said...

how about.... if your hand is bigger than your face, you have AIDS.

Slagothor1 said...

Crap. I just took that AIDs test and some fucker made me punch myself in my damn eye.

So do I have AIDs or what?

Friends of McDougal said...

How many pirhanas could a cow eat in five minutes?

The Husband said...

what about that myth that says you can't drink a gallon of milk without puking? i think i saw the guys from Jack Ass try to do this one time.

miss kendra said...

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

and also, do nice guys finish last?

Monkey said...

Ooh! OOOh! Ooooh! I want to see Miss Kendra's question put to the test. I am a nice monkey and I always finish last.

Please help me.

amera hearts said...

carl - that myth is true. TRUST ME!

Diedre said...

how about if you put a sleeping persons hand in warm water do they really piss them selves? I've never seen it done.

and yes the puking in a gallon of milk does happen - they do it all the time on a local radio station.

Kat said...

Jiggs has 3 balls!

Tits McGee said...

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

Friends of McDougal said...

Jiggs brings the perfect storm of balls to every encounter.

I'm not sure what that means.

I saw it on a t-shirt in the Village last weekend.

Brookelina said...

The bigger they are, the harder they fall?

What will happen if you go swimming right after you eat?

jamwall said...

is the air thinner atop mount jiggs' testicles?

Booty J Patrol said...

You do realize that Mythbusting with no dignity is basically "Jackass", right? :)

slappy said...

The myth of the friend zone: Jiggs tries to make out with every female friend he has.

slappy said...

The myth that Tasty is a little bit gay after four beers.

Also, which race has the best drinkers?

slappy said...

Over the years I've known him, Jiggs has spread two myths: he has an abnormally small penis and he has an abnormally large penis.

The world can finally learn the truth.

Tits McGee said...

I'd like to volunteer to help bust those Jiggs-related myths, please.

jiggs said...

carl: I wish I could read what you wrote... just kidding. i think that would be a great myth to test. and I have been testing it since I was 13.

friends of mcd: if an unstoppable force hits an immovable object, you make lemonade. Also, mark fuhrman.

lilly: viking gear is perfect!

monkey: I think carl's idea might just make an episode of jiggsbusters.

uebermilf: that isn't a myth, is it?

tasty: it's true, cliffhangers == crazy ratings! who would be giving us the ratings? Also, I have a funny idea in relation to that aids test.

slagathor: yes.

friends of mcd: I'm thinking that if you ground up the pirannhas and put them into the cow's normal food, I'm guessing like 7.

carl: I think I know a guy who might try this one. He has even less dignity that we do!

miss kendra: If a wood chuck could chuck wood, I would say that he could probably chuck 50 sq feet of particle board 25 yards. and nice guys don't necessarily finish last, they just never get laid.

monkey: calzone fights dirty, you know. he'll always finish first if you don't kill him.

amera: have you tried to drink a gallon of milk?

diedre: actually, it would be fun to test this one because I like sleeping and I like wetting myself.

kat: that's not a myth, that's medical fact.

tits: are you saying that they size of the ship motion of the ocean thing is a myth? OH NO!

friends of mcdougal: I'm gonna say a somewhat modified version of that t-shirt when I meet new people: "my balls are the perfect storm!"

brookie: if you go swimming right after you eat, the universe destroys itself in a fiery death. but only if *you* go swimming right after you eat.

jamwall: the air is thinner, but it is also more humid.

booty: yes I do realize that. see this post.

slappy: if I wasn't training for the priesthood, i would be all over that myth. the tasty myth is proven because once when he was wasted, he text messaged me and told me that he loved me. and the only thing I want my penis to bust is hymens. or at least that's what I used to want.

tits: if only I wasn't training to be a priest. did I mention that my record player is broken?

Lilly said...

When I was at school, there was a myth about being unable to drink -- I think -- four liters of chocolate milk within an hour....

Or maybe you can do something along the lines of that Paul Newman film -- Cool hand Luke? Shit what's it called. The black and white one where he stuffs his face with hardboiled egg. I'd like to see you guys stuffing your faces with hardboiled eggs.

Vikings -- oh oh I am still looking into that one. But I am meant to be working now...which I am clearly not....

Slappy: The best drinkers in the world are Scottish. I've spent many hours in pubs in Scotland. Believe me; it's true!

Tits McGee said...

I know how to fix broken record players with my tongue. Perhaps I can help.