Monday, September 11, 2006

History of the day for September 11

In 2029, the English language abandons the euphemism, replacing all such phrases with their literal meanings. Among the replacements are "Passing on" with "dying," "it's a long story" with "I don't want to tell you," "it's not you, it's me" with "it's you," and "I just want to be friends" with "please crawl under some rock and die, you utter bastard."

2 comments:

jiggs said...

that would mean that English would turn into German.

slappy said...

But a dialect of German that had words for "mooning" and "stalking" and "wedgie"