Thursday, September 07, 2006

Bumping pretties

So ladies have recently started telling me that the phrase "bumping uglies" is not a euphemism for sex that they appreciate. So I'm gonna start saying "bumping pretties" instead.

I'm thinking of putting together a tiny sajak music video. But I need you all to help me brainstorm ideas. A-team suggested that I film myself dancing for it. Certainly that will be part of it, but what else should be in it?

13 comments:

jamwall said...

tiny sajack bumpin' pretties with the ho's in the muthafuckin house yo.....uh!

LEE ANN said...

You are right, that saying isn't attractive...but not sure about bumpin pretties either!
haha
Have a great Thursday Jiggsy!

Tits McGee said...

Your pretty three and a half tecticles.

The Husband said...

i say get some chicks with dicks for the video. thats always a crowd pleaser.

or

remake the seen from the wedding this past weekend where you were fellating booty.

Kat said...

again,
I have to second tits' motion.

Tumbleweed said...

You will be naked I assume....in the video....with your "pretty" danglin.

miss kendra said...

stop animation featuring kitten in a sandwich!

Ɯbermilf said...

I think someone should step on tiny Sajak.

Nick said...

Stephen Chow should somehow be involved.

amera hearts said...

i would have to agree with tits......

or sock puppets

jiggs said...

jamwall: word uh!

lee ann: how about bumpin beautifuls!

tits: my 3.5 nuts are definitely pretty

carl: CHICKS WITH DICKS!

kat: you and tits are a team when it comes to my nutbag.

tumbleweed: no nudity from me. but there might be round booty shaking.

kendra: genius!

uebermilf: blasphemer! tiny sajak will smite you!

nick: definitely there needs to be some martial arts action. I'm gonna go see the protector with tasty this weekend.

amera: i hadn't realized that so many people wanted to see my nuts

Spinning Girl said...

I prefer "Riding the skin bus to Tuna Town".

Spinning Girl said...

oh and for the video, there needs to be a hula hoop sequence.