Monday, September 04, 2006

Asian TV sounds like porn

I was flipping around the other day, and came across the Asian TV channel. I left it on that channel and then got up to go to the kitchen, and I noticed something weird. When you aren’t looking at what it happening on the screen, Asian TV sounds just like porn. It has a bunch of girls shrieking in high pitched voices. Check it out. If you are lucky enough to live in an area where you can get Asian TV, you’ll see what I’m talking about.

6 comments:

slappy said...

For those of you who haven't spent significant amounts of time with Booty, he also thinks that when two Asian girls are walking down the street talking it sounds like porn. Or when the girl at the Asian grocery store is ringing up his bill it sounds like porn.

Yellow fever.

Ɯbermilf said...

My friend hated yellow fever guys (sorry Booty.)

She'd say, "It's like they want me to put my hands to my cheeks and shriek, 'Ooooh, Godzirra!' when they drop their pants. It's disgusting."

So, based on my albeit limited sampling of Asian women, 100% of them find Booty disgusting.

slappy said...

I like women to say, "Oh no, Gojira!" when I drop my pants, but not because of yellow fever.

My penis is bright green and shoots fire.

Spinning Girl said...

You know, I tried this, and I totally got that funny feeling in my tummy (like when you climb the ropes in gym class). But in reality the girls were just excited to be baking a cake!

Booty J Patrol said...

In my defense, I don't have yellow fever. I like all booty equally. I just appreciate women, what can I say.

However, in this case, even the grilfriend agrees that it sounds like porno when her mom is wathcing the Chinese channel.

jamwall said...

i always assume asian shreiking is porn.