Sunday, August 27, 2006

Two eskimo's are working in the seal canning factory,

when one (named Barney) turns to the other (named Art) and says, "Guess what, Art, I got a hot date tonight with a hot young eskimo babe." Art responds, "You lucky sack of crap! Tonight I'm going home to eat cheetos and masturbate."

The next day, Barney comes into work with his nose taped up. Art asks, "Barney, how did you break your nose?!?" Barney responds, "That hot young eskimo babe... she likes it rough!"

Most of you are probably confused by this joke. What we* were motivated by was the idea of "Eskimo kisses". Eskimos that like to do it rough are the cause of the majority of nose related injuries in Alaska and Canada. It's true. Look it up you distrusting bastards.

*we being me and A-team.

11 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

It's pretty good. Needs a little polishing. I'd cut out the Cheetos and masturbation line, which throws the focus off the punch line. Seriously. Not just because the thought of that orange cheeto stuff on my peach grosses me out. But that's part of the reason.

jamwall said...

that's why i only wear polystyrene noses and go by the name "throatwobbla mangrove" when i go to alaska.

on a somewhat unrelatd note, i was having fantasies of cheese slices on spinning girl's peach the other night while i was making a sandwich.

Nick said...

Yes, but it's pronounced Raymond Luxury-Yacht.

Tits McGee said...

I had something to say, but now all I can think about is Spinner's peach, covered in a fine orange coating of artificial cheese.

Excuse me.

Kat said...

...and eskimo mothers lick their children's eyes.

amera hearts said...

I was going to say something,b ut forgot what it was when I thought of someone licking someone else's eye. Gross!

slappy said...

Wow, a couple hardcore Monty Python fans in the Jiggsblog readership... that's very surprising.

We need to have a geek poll to find out what specific areas we're all geeky in. I'd make a spreadsheet for that, automatically qualifying me for the Excel geek category as well.

amera hearts said...

slappy - i hate those quizzes, but for some reaosn I've filled out 5 in the last 3 weeks, so I would take yours!

slappy said...

Everybody hates those quizzes... and yet, we all take them. It's like the Top 100 of All Time lists, they all suck, but you must read them to find out what made #1.

Lee Ann said...

I love eskimo kissing.
I love kissing.

Nick said...

I love Eskimos. They're delicious.