Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Thankgoodness for Kevin Federline

He sets the bar for white rappers so low, that I feel comfortable posting the complete NSFW Tiny Sajak is a pimp! rap for you all. It comes out a little loud, so it might be wise to turn your volume down a bit before clicking the link.

I finished the lyrics and remixed it, so it doesn't sound anything like the last version you heard.



I might tinker with it a bit here on out, but for the most part, I'm finally finished with it.

19 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

wow.

genius.

level.

jamwall said...

nice rapping vanilla face!

Tits McGee said...

Oh. My. God.

Just when I think I can't possibly love you any more, you go and make me love you more.

Spinning Girl said...

Do you do birthday parties?

Nick said...

there was two parts that I found praticularly clever.

The gay vampire part and the buy a "u" part.

The Husband said...

sometimes i feel like i'm a material girl in a material world.

does anyone else feel like this?

miss kendra said...

i think i need a lyrics sheet so i can practice singing along.

Nick said...

Yes. I, too, feel like you are a girl.

That's Mr. McDougal, to you, punk said...

pspomthing's fucking bad wrong with you manuel. Why they got to be tinY?

I miss the old Jiggs.

The one who liked to only lie around and spopn all day.

remember that kid?

Thief.

allison said...

po po po po popozao popozao!!!

Tumbleweed said...

Dang it.....can't wait to get home and get off on it! I mean listen to it.

Are you going to have a "Give Jiggs a rappers name" contest??
with the Tuna, Bjorn band as back-up.

Ɯbermilf said...

I think Jiggs should appear naked.

Brookelina said...

Seriously, what do you do for a living that you have all this free time. I want your job.

Also, YAY!! LL Cool Jiggs is in da house!!

jiggs said...

tasty: thx

jamwall: one day I should get you to play cowbell on a track.

tits: sexual chocolate

spinner: I don't rap at them, but I do strip at them.

nick: those are my two favorite parts as well.

carl: yes.

miss kendra: the lyrics will be arriving shortly.

nick: you don't feel like a girl sometimes?

mr mcd: we can still spoon you fag.

ap: I don't know what that means. but I like it.

tumbleweed: you're right. I should have a contest for giving me a rapper name. I was just gonna go with "mc jiggs" but that seems so pedestrian.

uebermilf: when did this turn into a place for you to air your fantasies? It's always been that way? oh.

brooke: I have a very chilled out work schedule which is good except for the fact that I don't make any money. LL cool Jiggs is a cool name!

jiggs said...

the lyrics:

my name is tiny sajak. I'm a pimp it's true.
I'm pimpin vanna white and her girlfriends too.
The puzzle f-c-k. here's a hint: buy a 'u'
but don't attempt to solve without the following clue:

when it comes to hoes and bitches I don't give a flying what
wanna get with tiny sajak better take it in the butt
try to get up in my grill and you know that you get cut
now get down on your knees I got something you can suck.

some say misogyny is what my pimpin be
but don't get me wrong yo I tried to set her free
vanna came back crying "please tiny please"
harder to get rid of than a terminal disease

so we travel interstellar. doin what I can to sell her
pimpin out her pussy to a space station dweller
want my junk so bad, that she does what I tell her
just two inches tall, but my dick's a propeller

trebek is just a bitch that needs to retire
heard he sucks more dick than a gay vampire
introduce his neck to my piano wire
stuff him in his trunk and set the car on fire

in a showcase showdown with tiny bob barker
I stay on my bitches like a permanent marker
people love the sajak cuz my lyrics are harder
call me tiny savior, but i aint no martyr

miss kendra said...

i think i love you.

Tits McGee said...

I know I love you.

jiggs said...

miss kendra: but what am I so afraid of?

tits: the idea of you and miss kendra trying to one up each other for me affections drives me mad!

Tits McGee said...

Threesome!