Monday, August 07, 2006

Sorry, Nick...

But I have no connection to the "Inter-Net" at home over the weekend. Remember my mathematical proof Verizon = Bitches? They are giving us a free dial-up connection, but my computer has no phone jack.

So that's why I was out of commission. Booty was on his quarterly hookers and heroin bender. Oh, how that man loves his smack.

I'm sorry I abandoned you, Nick. I still love you, just not enough to find a computer with a working connection and blog to you. And to anyone else who felt alone and scared in the blog-o-sphere, I love you even more than I love Nick, but again not enough to post.

Jiggs is almost back, which means we can put this little dry patch behind us and resume our douchebaggery and horndoggery.

7 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

I did post something, you realize.

I guess I'm just a 'dry patch' in comparsion to Jiggs's usual...uh...wet-patch.

gross.

slappy said...

Yeah, I know you posted something, which was pretty sweet, but we were down to 25% efficiency over the weekend. Nick got scared.

Jiggs is the moist patch. Yeah, try to get some sleep tonight with that image in your head.

amera hearts said...

i so don't like the term moist patch. it brought a lot of things to mind that i didn't need to be thinking!

Booty J Patrol said...

We here as Jiggsblog have discovered that most women do not like the word "moist". Can't imagine why...

Lee Ann said...

Hmmm....
Hey Slappy!
I see you sold my blogstock!

jamwall said...

hold me closer hordog!

slappy said...

Yes, more data that women hate the word moist.

Lee Ann: I think the blogstock people must have closed my account. I was pursuing a buy and hold strategy and they must have gotten bored with me.

Jam: Woo.